tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post4601975487841575711..comments2024-03-29T10:41:59.623+00:00Comments on HMRC Is Shite: Any Time, Any Place, AnywhereKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-9115555167303775262008-07-02T13:00:00.000+01:002008-07-02T13:00:00.000+01:00Instead of moaning about HMR&C's new Martini power...Instead of moaning about HMR&C's new Martini powers, the President of the ICAEW (together with the heads of the other accountancy institutes/associations) should announce that if this is enacted, he will advise his members to withdraw all cooperation with HMR&C; in other words, provoke a professionals' work to rule. All returns would be filed and all payments to HMR&C should be made on the last day possible. No information (which is not compulsorily disclosable) would be volunteered to HMR&C except under court order. All HMR&C decisions, rulings and computations (including, for instance, issue of PAYE codes) would be appealed, to the commissioners if necessary<BR/><BR/>This would gum up the works nicely and quite legally. Maybe even HMR&C would get the message.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-76177460220323930442008-07-01T23:43:00.000+01:002008-07-01T23:43:00.000+01:00Q What is the difference between a tax inspector a...Q What is the difference between a tax inspector and a supermarket trolley?<BR/><BR/>A Well, at least a supermarket trolley has a mind of its own!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-9340335673139579852008-07-01T23:40:00.000+01:002008-07-01T23:40:00.000+01:00Q What is the similarity between a tax inspector a...Q What is the similarity between a tax inspector and an extra-thick condom?<BR/><BR/>A Well, both are good for screwing you without any feeling at all!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-13150928870870775512008-07-01T23:36:00.000+01:002008-07-01T23:36:00.000+01:00Tax inspector = failed bus inspector!!!Tax inspector = failed bus inspector!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-2408560974684753512008-07-01T23:32:00.000+01:002008-07-01T23:32:00.000+01:00There is a disturbingly high percentage of over-ze...There is a disturbingly high percentage of over-zealous tax inspectors out there so the threat of these new powers being used "in a way which is inappropriate and unacceptable" is a very real one. Add to that that these public "servants" are generally socially inadequate and dysfunctional as human beings that don't have a clue about the real world, then it's going to be fun and games.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com