tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post6642407125111578437..comments2024-03-28T17:04:51.894+00:00Comments on HMRC Is Shite: HMRC Customer Service Consultant Job AdvertKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-57651987974690821802017-03-07T20:26:03.462+00:002017-03-07T20:26:03.462+00:00I applied for that job, I prepared two egs for the...I applied for that job, I prepared two egs for the competencies delivering at pace & making effective decisions. Job advert said no previous experience needed however as I had work various job history I used some egs, I used the STAR approach as advised prior to interview. During interview I was asked various questions which I answered but I noticed the lady writing was not doing much of it so was concerned she was not getting much down! I felt confident that id landed the job only to get an email saying I hadnt, feed back was sent a few days later which showed me how much id been scored on each competency, It was utterly rubbish and false, im going to be complaining about it and about the two women who conducted my interview. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-19602303835242731012016-05-30T16:03:08.298+01:002016-05-30T16:03:08.298+01:00they stick a finger in the air, think of a figure,...they stick a finger in the air, think of a figure, double it then shove their fist up your arse and demand monies with menaces. <br />law breaking pricksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-24653699294132649672016-05-30T15:59:55.022+01:002016-05-30T15:59:55.022+01:00if these fucking idiots cant get a salary figure r...if these fucking idiots cant get a salary figure right, how the fuck do they calculate our alleged tax liability?<br />fucking wankers. HMRC<br />HER<br />MAGS<br />ROYAL<br />C@NTS Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-85328755303825276372016-05-27T22:04:11.768+01:002016-05-27T22:04:11.768+01:00I cannot emphasise enough that people should avoid...I cannot emphasise enough that people should avoid these jobs like the plaugue. If you want to be bullied and get made to feel like no matter how hard you try to do a good job, that its not good enough, then apply. What i have just stated is the tip at the very top of the iceberg. Do not do it to yourself Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-24205943679273651842016-05-27T16:13:38.669+01:002016-05-27T16:13:38.669+01:00HMRC dog tossing cat wankers!!
says it all.HMRC dog tossing cat wankers!!<br /><br />says it all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-10696489388614607002016-05-27T09:48:59.448+01:002016-05-27T09:48:59.448+01:00All HMRC want to do is get the call waiting times ...All HMRC want to do is get the call waiting times down. They know everything about stats but nothing about how to deliver quality service to taxpayers. Btw - HMRC also have a problem with bullying and my advice would be do not apply for the vacancy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-3737159536361011292016-05-27T09:43:06.573+01:002016-05-27T09:43:06.573+01:00That's because senior management have no idea ...That's because senior management have no idea how to run an large organisation and are only interested in their own career paths. Time for HMRC to be run privately?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-85280038913678021062016-05-25T19:57:36.442+01:002016-05-25T19:57:36.442+01:00Why take so many new people on when shutting so ma...Why take so many new people on when shutting so many offices? Employ on new contracts on the cheap. They dont want existing staff for no other reason than cost.<br />In return they are now employing people who answer calls but know fuck all about what theyre doing. No doubt another hmrc success story.<br />Full training will be given? Yeah right. A few hours and thrown in the deep end to fuck it all up in blussful ignorance.<br />whose training them? The experienced staff that hmrc dont want. And when they eventually do know what theyre doing, if they havent left, they will get rid of the experienced staff that trained them as reward.<br />And you too can now join this circus. Low pay to work unsociable hours. They will be desperate to start, more desperate to leave.<br />Oh the joys of working for hmrc a good modern slave camp. Errr i mean employer. Or do i?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-42403655225230121682016-05-24T16:51:10.784+01:002016-05-24T16:51:10.784+01:00What other modern company when promoting staff hit...What other modern company when promoting staff hits them with a sting in the tail by reducing their sick leave entitlement and reducing their privilege day allowance by 1.5 days.....yes,you guessed it...the all caring HMRC....what an incentive to push yourself forward.......wankers !!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16885306027157474368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-62967848112087952472016-05-24T13:29:07.584+01:002016-05-24T13:29:07.584+01:00OK, lets all pause for a while to reminisce about ...OK, lets all pause for a while to reminisce about those early halcyone days of Toyota Lean...<br /><br />The sheeple were led to the charnel house of the Lean Learning Facilitators - those who were only obeying orders.<br /><br />Having let the learning go in through one ear and out through the other or maybe even straight over their heads, the majority of staff had worked out that by echoing their masters words and feigning both interest and subservience they had a better chance of retaining a job and possibly even earning a bonus for being on-side with all the management B.S.<br /><br />Of course, the subversive would have researched their enemies weaknesses (Sun Tzu) and quickly learnt that Lean, being based on Toyota manufacturing principles, could not and would not work in the public sector especially one with a diverse 'customer' base such as HMRC.<br /><br />The department itself maintained a section on its Intranet website/page/electric thinghy that held 17 pages of explanation of Lean terminology!<br /><br />HMRCISSHITE Anonymous4 November 2015 at 22:24<br /><br />So what happened?<br />HMRC followed the central govt. policy of reducing bums on seats and got rid of most support services, having in the process ended up buying them in from the private sector.<br />In house, for some obscure reason, is always better in the long run, staff have interest in and ownership and responsibility for output, and, perhaps more importantly, a simple exercise called I belive - PROOF READING tends to prevent embarrassing cock ups.<br /><br />Time for a Kaizen Blitz, Hub Time enyone?<br /><br />YCNMTSU, its only customers money being wasted after all...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-29849340916068853582016-05-24T06:13:34.134+01:002016-05-24T06:13:34.134+01:00Surely the salary figure is correct, seeing as HM...Surely the salary figure is correct, seeing as HMRC never get anything wrong? I'll keep my application running......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-43736346978715445252016-05-23T19:40:52.611+01:002016-05-23T19:40:52.611+01:00FFS can't they even a job ad correct?FFS can't they even a job ad correct?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-69248540748715806222016-05-23T17:18:32.212+01:002016-05-23T17:18:32.212+01:00For a salary of
18,415.00 - 20,074.00 per month
P...For a salary of<br />18,415.00 - 20,074.00 per month<br />Pension schemes are available and more information will be provided to successful candidates.<br />Worth trying but for salary of 18,415.00 - 20,074.00 a year only fools need apply!<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-59338108757534907352016-05-23T15:33:21.363+01:002016-05-23T15:33:21.363+01:00Well spotted, I didn't see that!
It's st...Well spotted, I didn't see that! <br /><br />It's still there on the linked page!Ken Frosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-24381683410147287342016-05-23T15:30:03.408+01:002016-05-23T15:30:03.408+01:00Twenty grand a MONTH. I've stuck my applicatio...Twenty grand a MONTH. I've stuck my application in......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com