tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post7758838872421691564..comments2024-03-28T23:56:22.210+00:00Comments on HMRC Is Shite: HMRC Wins an AwardKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-29401559700668361432014-11-23T21:32:59.335+00:002014-11-23T21:32:59.335+00:00Poached and amended from sickipedia.com;
Q. What...Poached and amended from sickipedia.com; <br /><br />Q. What do HMRC and a new carpet made out of recycled faeces have in common?<br /><br />A. A pile of shite! <br />And they both stink...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-45814348555156279462014-11-23T20:40:14.620+00:002014-11-23T20:40:14.620+00:00Actually, it's Davros the Dalek.Actually, it's Davros the Dalek. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-69472941036448508692014-11-23T11:56:25.554+00:002014-11-23T11:56:25.554+00:00"a major digital government programme to redu..."a major digital government programme to reduce the burden on employers during payroll processing"<br />Keep repeating it, everyone, and it shall become truth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-24969240581327221032014-11-22T08:16:16.759+00:002014-11-22T08:16:16.759+00:00Davis the Dale, no Davos the Dalek!
Who the fuck ...Davis the Dale, no Davos the Dalek! <br />Who the fuck invented predictive text, oh yes, one of them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-35166795713018412772014-11-22T08:13:36.615+00:002014-11-22T08:13:36.615+00:00Step back and view the roses, the whole of society...Step back and view the roses, the whole of society is infested with useless NGO or indeed full on government departments, all repeating what appear to be similar mantras. There must be a "vision", communicated in the approved manner, and that is just the starting point.<br />As if every communication has churned out from the core of common purpose. For those of you with the inclination it's worth a bit of time researching the background of common purpose, the links are obvious, they simply don't bother attempting to hide them and the octopus of connections shows its reach - have a quick tap of the keys, you may be surprised.<br />So what does it mean?<br />Simply put, don't expect anything to change, the infestation is not going away anytime soon. It's already in control, as Davis, the Dale leader from Dr Who would say "You will obey".<br />Perhaps the worst aspect though is the ability for the likes of Homer and her predecessor to lie until caught out, and then carry on as though nothing happened.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-11127336484840277082014-11-21T21:32:22.400+00:002014-11-21T21:32:22.400+00:00Taken from www.civilservice.gov.uk, the bit about ...Taken from www.civilservice.gov.uk, the bit about improving the civil service;<br /><br />"In order to fulfil our obligations to the Government and the public, the Civil Service has to continue to develop and adapt to new challenges. This means responding to <br />increasing demand, complexity and diversity – all within the context of providing <br />greater value for money.<br />To help us do this, we have a range of programmes focusing on different aspects of improvement – from harnessing staff potential through better engagement, to <br />systematic reviews of all departments."<br /><br />umm, are we beginning to see a picture forming here, denial on a massive scale along with those that see and experience the reality, and the lies and the spin<br /><br />The Emperors New Clothes!<br /><br />"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-26875360064752800482014-11-21T21:23:55.999+00:002014-11-21T21:23:55.999+00:00Are you in the right thread?Are you in the right thread?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-63148146882484386972014-11-21T21:21:21.707+00:002014-11-21T21:21:21.707+00:00whose got examples of Border control victimisation...whose got examples of Border control victimisation? anyone going to stick their heads above the parapet? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-83718901485788132962014-11-21T20:21:23.380+00:002014-11-21T20:21:23.380+00:00push these f@ckers into court and watch the 'S...push these f@ckers into court and watch the 'SYSTEM' crumble!<br />Get it public as quickly as possible and watch the ARSEH@LES quiver! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-69183502005277609262014-11-21T19:56:37.116+00:002014-11-21T19:56:37.116+00:00The problem for them going to court is that it for...The problem for them going to court is that it forces them to be up to date and accurate and with RTI and the inability of their myriad systems to join up that is difficult and they could incur the wrath of the courts if they were caught out illegally seeking to recover a debt already paid.<br />So, remove the court hurdle, and, as with everything else, if the computer says you owe it, out of your bank account goes the money. Government sanctioned robbery. Those approving the legislation or more likely advising on its practicalities and privatisation prospects are likely to be banking offshore via a legal, if immoral, tax avoidance scheme!<br />One for the rich, a whole site load for the rest!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-69407381364651624552014-11-21T18:36:50.033+00:002014-11-21T18:36:50.033+00:00Not so sure of that. They can still raid your bank...Not so sure of that. They can still raid your bank account now and ask questions later. They have literally been declared above the law. <br /><br />What's wrong with having to obtain a court order against you if you owe them money? They've always been able to do that. There's never been any objection to it. But you do have to prove the debt. <br /><br />I think I foresee some imaginative lawyer taking on a human rights case. This law seems to infringe quite a lot of rights. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-77265602622186970442014-11-21T18:06:38.740+00:002014-11-21T18:06:38.740+00:00Well, as if to prove a point, the judges include;
...Well, as if to prove a point, the judges include;<br /><br />SIR Amyas Morse, for it is he of NAO fame, referred to by Homer I believe as "Dear Old Amyas"!<br />and, a certain;<br />Jennifer Grange, Director General, Enforcement & Compliance at...HMRC! <br /><br />So, There We Are Then.<br /><br />Pass the back scratcher and the back slapper please.<br /><br />101, 101, 101...Dalmatians, non emergency Police, Squadron RAF, Nokia phone, switch protocols, nope, just last, that's all.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-59092595642133488472014-11-21T13:13:15.878+00:002014-11-21T13:13:15.878+00:00Well they've just got a bloody nose over the &...Well they've just got a bloody nose over the 'WE'LL TAKE IT FROM YOUR BANKS' initiative !!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-80278212429749829222014-11-21T12:08:39.871+00:002014-11-21T12:08:39.871+00:00It seems that at least once a week HMRC publicise ...It seems that at least once a week HMRC publicise the fact that they have been nominated for, or have won some award givenue out by an association most have never heard of. Maybe I should set up my own association to give out an award to HMRC "Biggest Backslappers of the Decade".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-19822076508890324992014-11-21T11:53:10.649+00:002014-11-21T11:53:10.649+00:00Obviously not worth the paper its written on. Abso...Obviously not worth the paper its written on. Absolute farce. Well done Richard though one "deserving" winner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-60917110119436654732014-11-21T10:23:50.308+00:002014-11-21T10:23:50.308+00:00Who were the judging panel? Stevie Wonder, Roy Orb...Who were the judging panel? Stevie Wonder, Roy Orbison, and the Three blind mice!!!! <br />ABSOLUTLY DISGUSTING<br />I vote for Richard Hill, well done mate.<br />AND shame on YOU Newton.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-69649967107869862672014-11-21T10:19:20.400+00:002014-11-21T10:19:20.400+00:00I put the original post on and included Richard Hi...I put the original post on and included Richard Hill to show that there are some good people still in there, there are many unsung heroes acting as carers, companions or otherwise doing good work, so I am sure people will agree, Richards award shines a good light on them despite the conditions they are trying to work under.<br /><br />I never cease to be amased by HMRC smoke and mirrors but this RTI related award is beyond belief and makes you wonder what on earth the judges were reviewing, fiction? Just what have HMRC been telling the Treasury about RTI?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-18062986611718180952014-11-21T09:58:16.157+00:002014-11-21T09:58:16.157+00:00A case of NEWTONS LAW
Suzzie Newton given award ...A case of NEWTONS LAW<br /><br />Suzzie Newton given award for FECKING EVERYTHING up !!!!!<br /><br />Award given to Richard Hill an HMRC local compliance planner for his voluntary work - well done Richard you deserve the award!<br /><br />which one gets your vote and appreciation?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-81719440972599467282014-11-21T09:47:26.030+00:002014-11-21T09:47:26.030+00:00they are ALL in bed together, I call it pissing up...they are ALL in bed together, I call it pissing up each others backs and telling you its raining!!<br />Jokes gone TOO FAR now...... not that it was ever funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com