tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post8938170449408462235..comments2024-03-29T06:52:40.745+00:00Comments on HMRC Is Shite: Training MattersKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-21966646009904141992011-12-05T16:04:31.789+00:002011-12-05T16:04:31.789+00:00Having endured ten weeks of training to try to lea...Having endured ten weeks of training to try to learn what previously took TWO YEARS in harness proved to me that the lunatics took over the asylum years ago. While the trainers were desperately trying to do the impossible, their numbers were being drastically reduced by the idiot penny-pinchers. Nervous breakdown anyone?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-8211138451067234012011-12-03T20:50:42.601+00:002011-12-03T20:50:42.601+00:00@ 19.46
"Pretentious, Moi ?
Basil Fawlty....@ 19.46<br /><br />"Pretentious, Moi ?<br /><br /><br /><br />Basil Fawlty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-89331980862668209342011-12-03T20:47:48.921+00:002011-12-03T20:47:48.921+00:00@19.46
"It's Japanese Zen Buddism"
...@19.46<br /><br />"It's Japanese Zen Buddism"<br /><br /><br />Ultra cock.........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-6174559180587320092011-12-03T04:34:50.090+00:002011-12-03T04:34:50.090+00:00@2 December 2011 19:53
"Cock" - James M...@2 December 2011 19:53<br /><br />"Cock" - <i>James May, any given top gear episode, 2001-</i><br /><br />HMRC front line staff who deal with the likes of yourselves on a day-to-day basis beg for training but it is 'not a priority, read some vague online thingy that doesn't go anywhere....' according to our managers. So it's not a case of 'teachers opening the door'. <br /><br />OK I guess you could deal with taxes by reading the manuals and tax law but then you are just interpreting those without any checks on how you've interpreted them.<br /><br />But, as you say, ignorance is bliss, easier to criticise what you won't understand I suppose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-42274618804832810352011-12-02T19:53:04.103+00:002011-12-02T19:53:04.103+00:00Oh and before you ask
"ignorance is bliss&qu...Oh and before you ask<br /><br />"ignorance is bliss"<br /><br />Thomas Gray 1742Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-68885474293694851812011-12-02T19:46:47.893+00:002011-12-02T19:46:47.893+00:002 December 2011 15:35
"Cock."
Afraid n...2 December 2011 15:35<br /><br />"Cock."<br /><br />Afraid not,<br /><br />'Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself.' is Japanese Zen Buddism<br /><br />Ignorance is blissAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-56242399164256970362011-12-02T19:43:25.713+00:002011-12-02T19:43:25.713+00:00Training???
HMRC???
Front-line??
Beneficial??
...Training???<br /><br />HMRC???<br /><br />Front-line??<br /><br />Beneficial??<br /><br /><br />I feel like I've stepped back in to a former century.<br /><br />The former Inland Revenue provided training and I suspect Customs and Excise did as well.<br /><br />HMRC training = sit in front of a pdf file and get on with it.<br /><br />The training courses that most will have been on are how to BS in management, or how to be the only inspector doing your current job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-2427812681505209912011-12-02T15:35:51.353+00:002011-12-02T15:35:51.353+00:00"Teachers open the door but you must enter by..."Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself."<br /><br />Cock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-84305784922178975982011-12-02T15:32:56.641+00:002011-12-02T15:32:56.641+00:00'Teachers open the door but you must enter by ...'Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-24904626075950585212011-12-02T14:59:10.554+00:002011-12-02T14:59:10.554+00:00"only 54 per cent said that they were able to..."only 54 per cent said that they were able to access the right learning and development opportunities when they needed to and only 38 per cent said that training had improved their performance".<br /><br /><br />Thats because hmrcs online training courses are not worth a shit. And the management couldnt give two fucks either way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com