tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post5253782259727583291..comments2024-03-28T23:56:22.210+00:00Comments on HMRC Is Shite: Physician Heal ThyselfKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-54423583011990193902011-05-11T09:36:14.411+01:002011-05-11T09:36:14.411+01:00HMRC officer-"Nurse, I'm suffering from d...HMRC officer-"Nurse, I'm suffering from depression, stress, headaches, fear, urine retention, insomnia, anxiety, hoplessness".<br /><br />HMRC Nurse-"Shut yer mouth, your lucky you've got a job. Man Up and and back to your desk".<br /><br />HMRC officer "OK"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-20385195353115002582011-05-10T22:24:31.733+01:002011-05-10T22:24:31.733+01:00Not forgetting:
Whiteboards = shiteboardsNot forgetting:<br /><br />Whiteboards = shiteboardsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-84861647799881741142011-05-10T22:21:25.604+01:002011-05-10T22:21:25.604+01:00Anon @ 22:08...
"This is taxpayers hard earn...Anon @ 22:08...<br /><br />"This is taxpayers hard earned cash FFS!"...<br /><br />HMRC don't give no sh*t:<br /><br />Pacesetter = PisstakerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-45900294149295595472011-05-10T22:08:35.113+01:002011-05-10T22:08:35.113+01:00Stuff this!
WhyTF is the apparent wasting of £'...Stuff this!<br />WhyTF is the apparent wasting of £'s/billions by the Glorious 103rd<br />not splashed all over the news?<br />I don't give a hoot that the tame mafia won't pick it up and run but there must be a dynamic story in this for a good investigative journalist?<br />This is taxpayers hard earned cash FFS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-83543070928899144172011-05-10T22:02:16.091+01:002011-05-10T22:02:16.091+01:00Nooo!
The whole point of Pacesetter is to empower ...Nooo!<br />The whole point of Pacesetter is to empower the staff and encourage them to come up with more ideas to save jobs, DOH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-23892216089815813742011-05-10T21:51:06.931+01:002011-05-10T21:51:06.931+01:00The solution is very simple really, using PaceSett...The solution is very simple really, using PaceSetter tools and techniques with regular whiteboard sessions... job done!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-81440526934273415682011-05-10T18:17:03.371+01:002011-05-10T18:17:03.371+01:00The main problem being that across the civil servi...The main problem being that across the civil service & every other goverment department....<br /><br />The top brass, the prime contractors & the subcontractors will never ask the mere mortals at the coal face what is required....<br /><br />& hey presto !!! you get IT like NTC & NPSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-42191191316972929462011-05-10T17:48:59.081+01:002011-05-10T17:48:59.081+01:00Uhhh, ummmm, errr, I have got all confused, what&#...Uhhh, ummmm, errr, I have got all confused, what's this post about?<br />Oh yes, I have got it now...<br />Things are so bad at HMRC that they have had to outsource Occupational Healthcare.<br />Nurse "What seems to be the problem?"<br />Patient "I don't care!"<br />Call Centre Manager "Where have all the staff gone?"<br />No answer came the reply as they had all gone sick for some unfathomable reason!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-13137298818474622772011-05-10T17:39:16.864+01:002011-05-10T17:39:16.864+01:00Hang on, if that is what they are doing now over £...Hang on, if that is what they are doing now over £8,5Bn expediture i.e. all getting round the table (normally referred to in business as communicating or engagement in HMRCSPEAK) the WTF has been happening previously WRT this whopping annual (customer funded) expenditure, has it been in free flow FFS!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-69806672916708772062011-05-10T10:19:40.374+01:002011-05-10T10:19:40.374+01:00an IT system is a support mechanism for process im...an IT system is a support mechanism for process improvement. They will never succeed in doing this if the management's own capability is inefficient and lacking in all respects.<br /><br />It takes a strong and solid management team to implement solid supporting infrastructures.<br /><br />Perhaps the management team can take that on "as a challenge"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29600742611858461.post-77897536545100857912011-05-10T10:17:13.646+01:002011-05-10T10:17:13.646+01:00Those in power at HMRC should do an internet searc...Those in power at HMRC should do an internet search on Mark Hall and look at the amount of entries he has and the amount of hats he seems to wear. It seems to me he cannot have a lot of time left for HMRC because he is always "networking" - I think he would call it. What he does say seems to be a mixture of the blindingly obvious and jargon filled nonsense. And all for £100,000 plus per annum no doubt. When will HMRC realise that they have to appoint those that do not those that talk about it? I would have thought Lamey and Strathie were enough deadweight for the department.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com