HMRC Is Shite (www.hmrcisshite.com), also available via the domain www.hmrconline.com, is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"What are the three things the Exchequer Secretary to the Treasury, @Dan4Barnet, wants you to know about us? 🤔
— HM Revenue & Customs (@HMRCgovuk) June 4, 2026
First up is how we’re making it easier than ever to get the help and support with your tax affairs.
From the HMRC app to improved online services, we’re focused on… pic.twitter.com/Pe6hpKznuc
They help Bingo Doris with the ventilation on her bungalow when they put a brown envelope through her letterbox for £40
ReplyDeleteThey help the Barber/Vape/Pizza shit houses launder drug money by never paying them a visit because they'd rather work from home via Wetherspoons.
Help Steve The Spark increase the divorce statistics because HMRC have had his 3k for 18 months and his wife wants a new sofa and a week in Benidorm
Nobody works, nobody to tax, no benefits.
ReplyDeleteHMRC, like many other things, will shortly be obsolete if you read between the lines.
Don't get too attached to your careers Ladies and Gentlemen, you won't have one for long.
https://order-order.com/2026/06/05/darren-jones-ai-means-we-wont-be-able-collect-enough-tax-to-pay-unemployment-benefits/
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/tax/income/hmrc-why-were-asking-banks-to-tell-us-how-much-savings/
ReplyDeleteHow much did they get before having their collar felt by the Police if HMRC stopped £153 million
ReplyDeleteMaybe a little bit more than the Bingo Doris brown envelope for £49.
https://www.mynewsdesk.com/uk/hm-revenue-customs-hmrc/pressreleases/two-arrested-for-suspected-153-pounds-million-tiktok-tax-scam-3451913
I've just watched a Rupert Lowe video where he's ripped the shit out of HMRC and the SCS Lotus Biscoff contingent. They don't know their own rule book (true), staff turnover is high (any surprise) and legislation is 22,000 pages or something.
ReplyDeleteThey don't stay long enough to be accountable, another cushy sideways to.the Ministry of Arts and Culture, with a token Zoom meeting once a week to keep their hand in.