Wednesday, 13 May 2026

HMRC's Latest Pension Tax Cock-Up


 

HMRC's Latest Pension Tax Cock-Up: They’ve Been Overcharging Pensioners – And Now You’re Expected to Fix Their Shambles

Morning, you long-suffering pensioners and semi-retired warriors who dared to think that after a lifetime of paying tax, HMRC might finally leave you in peace. Think again.

A sharp-eyed investigator has uncovered yet another system error at HMRC that means thousands of pensioners have been overcharged on their state pension tax. The cock-up revolves around how the taxman calculates your taxable pension income when the state pension rises mid-year (thanks to the triple lock).

According to HMRC’s own daft guidance, they’ve been taxing people on the wrong split – one week at the old rate and 51 weeks at the new rate – instead of properly apportioning it across the year. The result? Pensioners paying too much tax, sometimes by thousands of pounds each. And these are the same clowns who demand you get your self-assessment perfect first time or face automatic penalties.

This isn’t some minor glitch. HMRC has already been forced to repay tens of millions in overpaid pension tax in recent quarters alone, with average refunds topping £3,000 in some cases. Yet here we are again, with another error quietly exposed that could be costing you hundreds or thousands extra.

Why This Matters to You

  • If you receive the state pension and file a Self Assessment (even if only because of small private work, rental income, or other bits), check your latest return.
  • The error hits hardest when the pension increased during the tax year.
  • Many pensioners who thought their tax was sorted via PAYE are discovering they’ve been overtaxed when they file SA.

HMRC, of course, won’t be proactively contacting everyone affected. That would require competence. Instead, they expect you – the pensioner who’s already confused by their Byzantine system – to go digging through your returns, spot their mistake, and claim back what’s rightfully yours.

This is the same organisation that:

  • Spends £186m to recover £44m on the Loan Charge
  • Hangs up on deadline day
  • Hires 1,000 valuation officers for the mansion tax raid
  • Can’t answer the phone without putting you through an hour of torture

…yet somehow can’t get basic pension tax calculations right.

What You Should Do Right Now

  1. Dig out your most recent Self Assessment return (or the tax calculation notice HMRC sent you).
  2. Compare the state pension figure they used against what you actually received.
  3. If it looks wrong, contact HMRC (good luck with that) or use the proper overpayment claim route (P53Z or whatever their latest form is this week).
  4. Keep records – six years, as usual, because they sure as hell won’t.

Tax does have to be taxing.

But when HMRC can’t even calculate the tax on the state pension correctly, then expects you to fix their mess while they overcharge thousands of pensioners? That’s not taxing – that’s institutional robbery dressed up as administration.

Sort it out, check your returns, and reclaim what these clowns have stolen from you. Because if you don’t, they’ll happily keep it.

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Monday, 11 May 2026

Rayner's Desperate Attempts To Publicly Pay Her Tax Bill


 

It seems that Angela Rayner’s team ‘constantly’ contacted HMRC in the weeks before local elections, to settle her £40k stamp duty bill; if "sources" to the media are to be believed. 

The calls were made in an attempt to resolve the outstanding £40,000 stamp duty she owes on her Hove flat. 

Sources (hers by any chance?0 say her team reached out “constantly” during that period. An interesting approach, given that people can volunteer to pay HMRC tax anytime they want to.

Timing, and publicising these "constant" attempts, is everything!

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Thursday, 7 May 2026

HMRC's 4,000 Drive-By Logins


 

The Telegraph reports that civil servants (including HMRC) have been faking their attendance at the office.

Some staff, including at HMRC, are alleged to have faked in-person working by connecting to their office Wi-Fi from a nearby car park before returning home.

The phenomenon has become so commonplace that senior managers at the tax office dub it a “drive-by login”.

Just under 4,000 HMRC staff haven't been in the office at all for over 6 months. Just under 1,000 haven't been in for over a YEAR. 

An HMRC official told of how office working had collapsed during the Covid-19 pandemic and has not recovered since.

He said “a lot of bad habits” were formed during Covid, adding: “You can go years at a time without seeing certain colleagues.”

Analysis of working patterns at HMRC revealed that 3,195 of its workers had not been in an office for between six and 11 months, with 992 not attending for a year to 23 months. There were 182 workers who did not go to work in-person for two years or more.

HMRC said some of the absences were caused by sickness leave or an adjustment to working patterns for staff with disabilities. The department employs more than 70,500 people.

HMRC has also been accused of allowing customer service levels to collapse. Last year, a report by MPs found that almost 44,000 taxpayers were cut off after being on hold for over an hour with HMRC call handlers. 

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