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OBR Has Leaked The Budget

 

The OBR has broken **the entire Budget**. It's extraordinary. Completely unprecedented. Hyperbole doesn't do it justice

Reeves will unveil £26billion in tax rises, ultimately leaving her with £22billion worth of fiscal headroom

* The tax burden will hit a record 28 per cent as…

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Here it is in full link 

 

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HMRC Office Attendance Plummets to Lowest in a Year – Civil Servants Discover the Duvet is Mightier Than the Desk

 

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Fresh figures sneaked out by the ever-transparent HM Revenue & Customs show that office attendance across their sprawling empire has collapsed to the lowest level in twelve months. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, while you’re being dragged back to your workplaces like Victorian chimney sweeps, HMRC’s finest are apparently treating the concept of “presenteeism” with the contempt it richly deserves.

According to the latest internal data, average attendance across their 170+ sites has dipped to a magnificent 28%. That’s lower than the chance of getting a sensible answer when you ring the VAT helpline on a wet Tuesday afternoon.

Some regional offices are reportedly running at 12% on a good day. At that rate they might as well turn the buildings into storage units for all those unused self-assessment forms, P45s, and the complete box-set of every HMRC IT disaster since 2004.

Naturally, the mandarins at 100 Parliament Street are spinning this faster than a politician caught with both hands in the expenses tin. “Flexible working”, they coo. “Empowering our people”, they trill. Translation: “Please don’t notice the empty offices we’re still paying business rates on while we threaten private-sector workers with the sack if they don’t return.”

Let’s remind ourselves who these work-from-home warriors actually are:

• The same people who fine YOU £100 for being three days late with a tax return
• The same people who still haven’t fixed the Child Benefit shambles eighteen months later
• The same people whose idea of customer service is a phone system that plays Vivaldi for 45 minutes before cutting you off

Yet they can’t manage to drag themselves to a desk more than once a fortnight.

Brilliant.

If you’re one of the unlucky sods who actually has to go into an office, console yourself with a proper ergonomic chair (unlike the £19.99 plastic torture devices HMRC buys in bulk):
→ Best office chair for people who actually show up to work

Or maybe invest in a decent webcam so you can attend all those pointless Teams meetings from the comfort of your own bed – clearly the HMRC-approved way:
→ Webcam good enough for civil servants who never leave the house

And if the stress of dealing with HMRC ever gets too much, treat yourself to the finest single malt known to man – because you’ve bloody earned it:
→ Whisky to drink while crying over your latest HMRC penalty notice

Meanwhile, the handful of dutiful souls who DO turn up find the office milk has evolved into a new life form and the meeting rooms smell like a wet Labrador.

Truly the heroes we don’t deserve.

So there we have it: HMRC – the department that demands you account for every last penny – can’t even account for 72% of its own staff on any given day.

If this were a private company the shareholders would be reaching for the pitchforks. But this is the public sector, where failure is always rewarded with a bigger budget and a glowing write-up in The Guardian.

Pass the biscuits. And the whisky. It’s going to be a very long decade.

Tax does have to be taxing.


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Angela Rayner's Stamp Duty Dodger Debacle: £40k Still Unpaid, Interest Clock Ticking Like a Taxman's Metronome – HMRC, Sort This Shambolic Mess Before It Explodes!

Buckle up, fellow tax warriors and property punters – because if there's one thing that gets my blood boiling hotter than a dodgy HMRC helpline queue, it's our so-called leaders treating the tax system like their personal pick-and-mix. Enter stage left: Angela Rayner, the self-proclaimed champion of the working class, who's now starring in her very own sequel to the "Hypocrisy Heights" franchise. Remember that council house sale back in the day? Yeah, the one that catapulted her from Stockport to the Deputy PM's desk? Well, fast-forward to 2025, and she's still got a whopping £40,000 stamp duty bill hanging over her like a guillotine blade, unpaid and festering. And HMRC? Those bureaucratic buffoons are dragging their heels so slow on issuing the demand, you'd think they were on a tea break in Westminster.

Picture this, loyal readers: It's May 2025, Rayner's splashing out on an £800,000 seafront pad in Hove, while the rest of us graft-in-the-trenches types are scraping by on overpriced lattes and energy bills that could power a small nation. She slaps down £30,000 in Stamp Duty Land Tax (SDLT), figuring it's her main digs. But oh no, it turns out it was a second homer all along, what with her old Manchester place not quite "former" enough. Cue the scandal: she should've coughed up £70,000 from the off. Underpayment? More like a cheeky loophole lunge that'd make even the slickest City spiv blush.

By September, the Mail on Sunday's digging dirt like it's their national sport, and Rayner – fresh off resigning as Housing Minister in a puff of "I take full responsibility" smoke – admits the cock-up and refers herself to the standards wallahs. Resigned? Bollocks. She's still Deputy PM, still plotting her Starmer oust-fest, and as of yesterday (16 November 2025, if you're scoring at home), that £40k cheque? Nowhere in sight. The Telegraph's splashing it across front pages: "Rayner yet to pay £40k stamp duty bill despite leadership plot." Leadership? More like liability dodging. How's this for irony – the woman who wants to "build back fairer" can't even build back her own tax arrears.

The Eye-Watering Timeline: From Council Keys to Coastal Cock-Up

Let's rewind this farce for the uninitiated, because nothing says "trust me with the nation's finances" like a property plot twist worthy of EastEnders:

• 2014: Rayner flips her ex-council house in Stockport for a tidy £48,000 profit. No CGT drama there (allegedly), but it sets the stage for her rise.
• May 2025: Snags the Hove flat. Completion? Let's call it 31 May for argument's sake – posh postcodes don't come cheap.
• 14 Days Later (14 June 2025): SDLT due date hits. Rayner pays the basic rate, thinking she's golden. HMRC? Crickets.
• August 2025: Pundits and papers pounce – "Rayner dodges £40k stamp duty!" The plot thickens: Was the Manchester pad still "main residence"? Tax experts reckon no, slapping her with the higher second-home surcharge (3% extra, for the maths nerds).
• 3 September 2025: Rayner caves, admits the underpayment, and resigns from her housing gig. "Error," she calls it. Ignorance? Or just another elite elbowing the rules?
• November 2025 (Now): Bill still not issued by HMRC. Rayner's team? "Waiting on the taxman." Yeah, right. Meanwhile, the interest meter's whirring like a dodgy parking ticket.

This isn't just sloppy, it's symptomatic of the steaming pile of bureaucratic bollocks that is our tax system. Rayner rails against "tax dodgers" in Parliament, yet here's her, sat on a £40k shortfall like it's loose change down the sofa. Hypocrisy doesn't even cover it; it's a goddamn disgrace.

Crunching the Numbers: Interest and Penalties – Rayner's Tab Just Keeps Growing

Right, enough faffing – let's do what HMRC won't and tally up the damage. Assuming that Hove completion was end-May (standard for these deals), the due date was mid-June 2025. Today? 17 November. That's 156 days late on the clock. And with HMRC hiking late payment interest to 8.5% per annum from 6 April 2025 (cheers, Bank of England base rate blues), we're talking real dosh piling up.

Here's the breakdown, straight from the tax trenches:

Item	Amount/Details	Calculation Breakdown
Principal Underpayment	£40,000	Higher SDLT rate minus what she paid.
Daily Interest Rate	0.0233% (8.5% / 365 days)	HMRC's nasty little formula.
Days Late	156	From 15 June to 17 Nov 2025.
Total Interest Due	£1,453.15	£40k × 8.5% × (156/365) = pure pain.
Late Filing Penalty (if applicable)	£100–£300	£100 if filed <3 months late; +£200 after. But since no return amended yet... ticking bomb.
Late Payment Penalty	Up to 5% daily after 30 days (capped)	HMRC can whack 0–30% for "careless" errors – reckon Rayner's "oops" qualifies for the full monty?
Grand Total Owed (Est.)	£41,453+ (plus penalties)	Interest alone eats £1.4k; penalties could double it.

Spitting feathers yet? That's over £1,450 in interest alone – enough to fix the leaky roofs on half the council estates Rayner bangs on about. And penalties? If HMRC deems this "careless" (spoiler: they will, for anyone not in a ministerial limo), it's 30% of the tax – another £12,000. Deliberate? Up to 100%. But hey, for the elite, it's probably a wrist-slap and a wodge of waived fees. Us plebs? We'd be in the clink faster than you can say "compliance check."

Want to arm yourself against this SDLT shenanigans? Grab a copy of Tolley's Stamp Duty Land Tax 2025-26 – the bible for dodging these pitfalls without ending up in Rayner's boat. Get it on Amazon. Or if you're plotting your own property power move, Property Tax Planning for Dummies (UK Edition) is essential reading before you sign on the dotted line. Buy it here. 

HMRC, You Lazy Lot: Issue the Bill or Admit You're in on the Elite Exemption Racket!

Now, let's turn the flamethrower on HMRC – those self-satisfied suits in their Whitehall bunkers. Why the hell hasn't this bill dropped? It's been months since Rayner fessed up. Are they scared of ruffling a Deputy PM's feathers? Or just too busy botching child benefit claims and ghosting 6 million helpline calls (yeah, check my last post on that nightmare)? This delay isn't mercy; it's malfeasance. Every day they dither, Rayner's interest bill balloons – and guess who foots the bill for their incompetence? You and me, the great British taxpayer, through higher rates and slashed services.

Rayner might be the face of this fiasco, but HMRC's the enabler. They've got the data, the deadlines, the damn authority – yet here we are, watching a top politico play fast and loose with £40k while families in Leeds skip meals over £50 overpayments. It's not a glitch, comrades; it's a goddamn two-tier tax tyranny. Wake up, HMRC: Issue the demand, slap on the interest, and enforce the penalties. Or are the rules only for the riff-raff?

Real Lives Ruined While Rayner Reels in the Rewards

Don't just take my word – this scandal's ripples hit hard. Remember Sarah from my helpline hell piece? 50 unanswered calls led her to the brink. Now imagine her fury seeing Rayner – who quit her job over a "minor" tax slip – still drawing a six-figure salary. Or the 23,500 families I ranted about last week, branded fraudsters over a botched child benefit crackdown. Rayner's £40k dodge? Pocket change. Their frozen payments? Life-ruining.

Got your own HMRC horror show? Spill it in the comments below – let's build the mother of all taxpayer testimonies. And if you're fuming enough to fight back, here's your action plan:

• Bombard Your MP: Template email: "Why's Rayner's bill on ice while mine's pursued like a debt collector on steroids?" Find yours here.
• Petition for Parity: Sign the "End Elite Tax Excuses" drive – or start one on Change.org.
• Document the Dodgery: Screenshot those headlines, log the delays. FOI request to HMRC: "Status of Angela Rayner SDLT amendment?"

Tax does have to be taxing, but not this torturous. Rayner: Pony up the £40k, plus that £1,453 interest (and counting), before your leadership lunge leaves a legacy of laughter. HMRC: Get the bill out, or admit you're as bent as the rules you enforce. The rest of us? Keep raging, keep sharing, keep clicking those affiliates – because in this graft, every penny counts.

Ken Frost, 17 November 2025
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Tax does have to be taxing.


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Only 11 More Budget Leak Days Until The Budget!

 

The question is will Reeves still be in place to deliver Starmer's budget?

Tax does have to be taxing.



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