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Sunday, 1 March 2015

Three Year Managers For Ten Year Projects - Dearnley's Binary Revolution


My thanks to the loyal reader who penned this most excellent analysis about Dearnley and the "binary revolution" in HMRC:
"Dearnley is a probably being economical with the actualit√© like so many members of HMRC’s Ex Com.

The constant shouting of the word 'Digital' to describe their IT strategy should immediately ring alarm bells since by their very nature all the Departments computers have been digital (ie using binary compiled code) since the date the Inland Revenue bought their very first LEO machine second hand from Joe Lyons in the 1960s. As a consequence the Revenue could claim to have digitised most of its work decades ago. It would be nice to see such obvious bullshit occasionally challenged at places like PAC.


More seriously, while Dearnley frequently likes to boast about his speedy roll out of Windows 7 to all HMRC desktops he negelects to mention that in the process it has broken loads of applications, created many problems and generated thousands of lost man hours of work

With regard to the problem of 'legacy' systems Dearnley seems to fail to understand or deliberately ignores the basic issue that all IT applications fall into that category the moment they hit the live metal and start running in anger. It does not matter whether they are 5 minutes old or 5 years old they all have to be maintained and they all face the issue that the software and hardware on which they were designed and run is sooner or later out of date. Moreover, political events and changes to legislation will mean the functionality is going to have to be constantly updated and enhanced.

It is certainly true that HMRC over the years has wound up with a huge IT estate running a wide range of different platforms, operating systems and applications. However, the people largely responsible for that situation are not the Revenues IT suppliers but the Board of HMRC itself, including individual like Dearnley and Pavitt who have constantly changed the core IT strategy. For example, a few years ago the mantra coming out of Ex Com was that HMRC was to buy not build its software so they invested massively in various proprietary COTS packages, many of which were costly and often incompatible with the Revenues needs so had to be expensively customised. Now the pendulum has swung completely the opposite way and HMRC now are betting the whole shooting match on Open Source systems and bespoke applications written in house. That punt may come off but it is a very high risk strategy particularly as much of the software being used is largely untried and unproven for running major government systems and the in house HMRC 'Digital' Teams in Newcastle and elsewhere have no experience of delivering and supporting systems on that scale. In addition, there is the very real worry that Dearnley appears to be funding his ambitions by stripping out investment in maintaining and supporting the existing legacy estate which still runs 99% of HMRC systems. If his grand schemes come to nothing then the Revenue could end up with the worst of all worlds with new systems not fit for purpose and old applications needing costly large scale upgrades to keep them running.

The suspicion is that Dearnley who spent a mere three years at Vodafone before cutting and running to HMRC in 2013 will do exactly the same thing to the Revenue when his contract expires in 2016. Unfortunately, by then HMRC may find its IT has been well and truly scuppered.
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Ironically Accountancy Age, on the very same day as my article about Deranley, wrote about outsourced tax credit Concentrix staff in Belfast being paid millions (approx £72M) to do nothing for three months as a result of a systemic HMRC IT failure.

Let us trust that Dearnley (if he is actually competent) doesn't regard this as merely a two/three year stepping stone role on his career path.

Tax does have to be taxing.

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Friday, 27 February 2015

Mark Dearnley Lives In The Past


Mark Dearnley, CIO of HMRC, recently gave an interview to CIO which was rather revealing.

He joined from Vodafone (there's irony for you) in 2013, and described his role as "nothing short of transforming a centuries-old organisation into a digital, modern, real time business".

Errmmm, HMRC is not centuries old; it was formed by Broon in 2005!

Anyhoo, that little snafu aside, Dearnley acknowledges the challenge presented by legacy systems, a long-standing issue for HMRC IT chiefs. He says he would like to consolidate tax systems from over 100 to "one or two".

Yet he regards the platforms used by HMRC as being fine, and rejects the idea they are somehow "bad platforms".
"This nation has survived and brought in trillions of pounds worth of tax on these platforms."
Yes, but just because something once worked it may no longer be fit for purpose now; given that people's working patterns have changed (eg multiple sources of income).

In fact he appears to be enamoured with batch processing:
"Is real-time brilliant and batch terrible? 

That's the wrong question. 

There are things for which batch is fine. 

There are other things where you need real-time updates."
He intends to cobble together old and new:
"Some of that will use things that are new. Some of that will take advantage of some of the great things that have been developed over the years.

There's no 'oh it's not new so it must be bad' - there's actually 'if it's ideal for the role let's build on it'.
He is also of the view that he has more than other Whitehall departments:
"Most people underestimate how much talent we have within HMRC.

It would appear we actually have more than some other parts of government. 

I have thousands of civil servants. We already run all of the platforms that collect 40% of the UK's tax. And I've managed to create what I think is quite a fantastic leadership team."
He waxed lyrical about the new team in Newcastle, which has moved tax credits renewals online in just eight weeks in start to finish Dearnley claims.
"We set up a Scrum team and said: 'Go and see what you can do, you've got eight weeks'. They built a complete tax credits renewals service in eight weeks from start to finish, and we integrated it in real time to all the back-end systems.

That went live in eight weeks. We thought if it went really well, maybe 80,000 people would use it during renewals – 410,000 people used it. I think we had about a 94% customer satisfaction rate, which is absolutely phenomenal."
Hmm, what say you loyal readers?

Tax does have to be taxing.

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Thursday, 26 February 2015

In Like Flint - PAC's Chat With HSBC and HMRC


PAC had a busy day yesterday, having a wee chat with the "great and the good" of both HSBC and HMRC.

HSBC chief executive Stuart Gulliver apologised to MPs for "unacceptable" practices at HSBC's Swiss subsidiary. Alongside Gulliver was HSBC chairman Douglas Flint.

Gulliver also defended his personal decision to be paid by the bank via a Panamanian company with an account in the Swiss private bank, insisting that the arrangement was not designed to avoid tax, but to protect his privacy against other members of staff who were able to view employees' accounts via the company computer system.

Gulliver is quoted by the Telegraph:
"There was no tax advantage or purpose whatsoever.
I would like to put on the record an apology from both myself and Douglas for the unacceptable events that took place at our private bank in Switzerland in the mid-2000s. It is an apology we would like to make to you, our customers, our shareholders and the public at large. 

It clearly was unacceptable. We very much regret this, and it has damaged HSBC's reputation."
Asked precisely what he was apologising for, Gulliver said:
"The lack of controls and practices which now - judged with the benefit of hindsight - we would not be at all comfortable with if they were happening today, and which have clearly resulted in damage to trust and confidence in HSBC and created further reputational damage to our firm and have therefore hurt clients, customers, shareholders, our staff and people at large.
Flint told the Treasury select committee that he blamed the failings at the Swiss unit on its management, and said secrecy surrounding banking in the country made it difficult for him to have a direct line of sight of what has happening at the bank (funny way to run a bank!). Chairman of the bank since the end of 2010, Flint was finance director at the time the Swiss subsidiary was purchased by HSBC.

Homer, for her part, admitted that she is concerned by the perception that HMRC is soft on the rich and tough on the poor. The fact is that low hanging fruit, unprotected by lawyers and tax professionals, are an easy target for HMRC.

John Mann asked her:
"What would you do if you discovered any parliamentarians were dodging tax?"
Lin Homer replied that she’d have to check “whether I had an obligation, or an ability, to refer” them to the parliamentary authorities.

She went on to assure PAC that where there are people in positions of responsibility, HMRC does act.

Homer repeated that HMRC doesn’t expect a ‘waterfall’ of new prosecutions, even though it can now share the Swiss data with other agencies.

Homer denied that Hartnett has any inside information on HSBC’s Swiss bank, or HMRC’s systems etc etc.

Here is the transcript.

So everything is basically fine, nothing to see here move along please!

Tax does have to be taxing.

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Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Tax Evasion The Luvvie Way!



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Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Beaker's Tax Matters


A loyal reader opined the following yesterday, about Beaker:
"wonder if our mate Danny will be caught preaching one thing and doing another like his Two friends today reported to be selling their time!

Hundreds of old has beens, fiddling bastards, and corrupt liars and we're paying their wages..... sorry 'part' of their wages, oh, and only the bit they have to declare.


HMRC Don't ever chase me for my tax, not until you get off your arses, put your own house in order and are seen to be treating everyone consistently and fairly
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Ironically I came across this article in the Telegraph from 2010, which noted:
"Mr Alexander, who was appointed on Saturday after the resignation of fellow Liberal Democrat David Laws, designated the property as his second home for the purpose of claiming parliamentary expenses but described it to HM Revenue and Customs as his main home."
All perfectly legal, as indeed was the fact he took advice from a tax professional to avoid CGT on the sale of the taxpayer funded house at the time.

However, I find it "tedious" that the very same people who use tax professionals to minimise their tax bill, then lecture everyone else about the "morality" of paying their "fair share" of tax (whatever that really means?) and the "immorality" of tax avoidance.

Tax does have to be taxing.

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Monday, 23 February 2015

Advice To Beaker




Tax does have to be taxing.

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