You will recall that I recently wrote about HMRC "management" imposing a rule whereby HMRC staff have to complete a spreadsheet every time that they go for a loo break, and advising staff not to drink so much.
One reader even commented that he/she had been threatened with a written warning over loo breaks.
Clearly there are issues within HMRC wrt toilets and lavatorial issues (anally retentive issues I would surmise), Freud doubtless would have had a field day.
Anyhoo, in the interests of improving morale and efficiency, I have designed a most excellent chair for staff to use when they are at their desks which would negate the need for them to go to the loo.
Ladies and gentlemen may I present "The Electric Commode".
I think you will agree it's a real winner, and the efficiency improvements will more than outweigh the capital costs.
Tax does have to be taxing.
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