Friday, 17 April 2026

BMW FOI Update Internal Review


 

My thanks to the loyal reader who has forwarded this response from HMRC wrt the internal review about the FOI re BMWs.

Freedom of Information Act 2000 (FOIA)

Thank you for your email of 30 January, which seeks a review of our original response to
your information request.

Original request

On 22 December 2025, you asked for the following information:

“Are mobile Field Force officers in HMRC (those who visit taxpayers) allocated their own
personal vehicles by the department;
If so, what make are these vehicles ( for example, are they BMWi3s);
If so, where are these vehicles typically kept, and are the Field Force officers allowed to use
them for private purposes;
If Field Force officers are not allocated their own vehicles which vehicles do they use, eg
their own car, pool cars, hire cars.”

Our response
We replied on 23 January 2026, saying:

Certain mobile field officers are provided with vehicles through an approved car scheme.

Others may use their own vehicles for official duties, provided they have appropriate business-use insurance, and can then claim standard HMRC business-mileage reimbursement. Officers may also hire vehicles through an approved hire provider when required.

A range of vehicle makes are currently in use, with field officers using models from 12 different manufacturers.

You also asked where allocated vehicles are normally kept, whether officers may use them privately, and what makes or models are used. This information relates directly to the storage and operational deployment of vehicles used in HMRC compliance work.

Officers use vehicles according to the criteria stipulated. HMRC operates from multiple sites, the exact locations of which are not public. Information about where vehicles are kept and the vehicle types used forms part of HMRC’s operational approach to enforcement, including activity targeting individuals and organised criminal groups.

For these reasons, we are refusing this part of your request under sections 31(1)(a) and 38(1)(b) of the Freedom of Information Act.
Section 31
Section 31(1)(a) states:
“(1) Information which is not exempt information by virtue of section 30 is exempt information if its disclosure under this Act would, or would be likely to, prejudice— (a) the prevention or detection of crime,”

Releasing information about where HMRC field vehicles are kept, or the types of vehicles used, would reveal operational patterns and potential deployment points for officers engaged in compliance activity. Criminal groups actively seek intelligence on HMRC’s presence, routines, and vulnerabilities.

Access to this information could allow individuals to:
• monitor HMRC officers’ movements
• identify periods when officers may be vulnerable
• interfere with, damage or disable vehicles used in live investigations
• anticipate or evade HMRC visits
Disclosure would therefore be likely to undermine HMRC’s ability to prevent and detect crime and would compromise planned enforcement activity. Section 31(1)(a) is therefore engaged for the second and third parts of your request.
Section 38
Section 38(1)(b) states:
“(1) Information is exempt information if its disclosure under this Act would, or would be likely to—
_ (b) endanger the safety of any individual.”

Field Force officers work in environments where confrontation, intimidation and threats are known risks. Revealing where vehicles are stored, how they are typically used, or what vehicle types are deployed could allow individuals to identify officer locations, routines, or movements. This creates a foreseeable risk that officers could be targeted, harassed, or harmed.

Disclosure could also allow inferences to be drawn about the presence or identity of individual officers, further increasing personal risk. Section 38(1)(b) is therefore engaged for questions 2 and 3 of your request.

Public interest test

These exemptions are qualified, so HMRC must consider whether the public interest in disclosure outweighs the public interest in maintaining the exemptions.

There is a clear public interest in transparency, particularly in how public funds are used and how government departments operate.

However, this must be balanced against the strong public interest in ensuring that:
• HMRC can conduct effective compliance and enforcement work
• criminal activity is not inadvertently enabled
• officers can perform their duties without the risk of interference, intimidation or harm
• operational methods remain confidential, maintaining confidence in HMRC’s ability to
protect sensitive information

Releasing operationally sensitive details about enforcement vehicles would provide valuable intelligence to those seeking to obstruct or evade HMRC activity. It would also increase the risk of harm to individual officers. These factors carry significant weight.

We therefore conclude that the public interest in withholding this information outweighs the public interest in disclosure. The exemptions at section 31(1)(a) and section 38(1)(b) are upheld.

Internal review request
On 30 January you asked us to review our handling of your request:
“I refer to my above FOI request and your subsequent response.

If I could give some background to my request: an internet website which is set-up purely to criticise HMRC has been posting rumours about official vehicles used by Field Force officers. 

Specifically, the claim is that officers have been allocated their own personal high-end luxury vehicles. The vehicles named are BMWs, the i3 model. Also, it is claimed that the officers keep these vehicles at home, and they and their families use them for private purposes in the evening and at weekends. Needless to say this has caused a furore of anti-HMRC sentiment and abuse.

While I accept your arguments regarding operational confidentiality and staff safety any information at all you could give to refute the allegations that your staff are "swanning around" the countryside in luxury cars at the taxpayer's expense would be appreciated. Could you please review your reply accordingly.”

Internal review
The purpose of this review is to assess how your request was handled and to determine whether the original decision given to you was correct.

We received your request on 22 December 2025 and replied by email on 23 January 2026.

This was within the statutory deadline in compliance with section 10(1) of the FOIA.

The response set out our review procedure and your right to complain to the Information Commissioner, as required by section 17(7) of the FOIA.

Considerations

We understand from your email that your request was prompted by comments circulating online suggesting that HMRC Field Force officers are provided with high-end luxury vehicles for their private use. We appreciate the opportunity to clarify our position. FOIA cannot be used to investigate or respond directly to online allegations; however, we can confirm the position as it relates to information we hold.

We have considered your review and looked again at whether our car schemes use BMWs. As part of this internal review, we have re-examined whether the information withheld could now be disclosed without giving rise to the harms previously identified. We have also reassessed the likelihood and severity of those harms considering the clarification provided and the specific concerns you raised.

HMRC does hold information about approved car schemes available to certain mobile field officers. These schemes are governed by specific eligibility rules and terms of use, set out in HMRC’s internal policy and associated scheme documentation. Under these conditions, a small number of BMW vehicles are provided for official duties only.

This clarification does not change the FOIA position. Providing further information about vehicle allocation, locations, or deployment patterns would materially increase the risks identified above.

We have considered the prejudice test as set out in ICO guidance. This requires us to assess whether the prejudice claimed is real, actual or of substance, whether there is a causal link between disclosure and the harm, and whether the likelihood of that harm occurring meets the threshold of “would” or “would be likely to.” Detailed information about the makes, models, storage locations, and deployment of vehicles used in compliance activity remains exempt under sections 31(1)(a) and 38(1)(b). 

Disclosure would be likely to prejudice HMRC’s ability to conduct enforcement functions and would increase the risk of harm to officers. This risk is not hypothetical; HMRC is aware of occasions where staff conducting compliance activity have faced hostility or intimidation linked to their perceived role While we recognise the public interest in addressing misinformation, disclosure under FOIA is disclosure to the world at large. Once released, the information could not be controlled or limited to rebutting specific claims, and this significantly increases the weight of the public interest in maintaining the exemptions.

If you have concerns about potential misuse of HMRC vehicles, these should be reported through the appropriate route for alleged misconduct by HMRC staff, which is separate from the FOIA process.

Conclusion
Having completed this internal review, we are satisfied that HMRC has complied with the FOIA. We remain satisfied that the information was appropriately withheld under sections 31(1)(a) and 38(1)(b). On balance, we consider that the public interest favours maintaining the exemptions and the original response is upheld.

Appeal process
If you are not content with the outcome of this internal review you can complain to the
Information Commissioner’s Office.

Yours sincerely,
HM Revenue and Customs 

 

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Thursday, 16 April 2026

The End of Income Tax?


 

As per The Telegraph:

"Artificial intelligence will make income tax redundant within five years, according to the founder of digital bank Monzo.

Former chief executive Tom Blomfield warned that advances in AI could trigger a major jobs crisis, with automation increasingly replacing roles across a wide range of industries.

Speaking on an episode of The Rest is Money podcast, he said that as traditional employment declines, the current system of income tax – largely dependent on wages – would no longer be sustainable.

He suggested it could instead be replaced by a tax on the resources used to build and run AI.

He said: “I don’t think we’ll tax human labour, we’ll tax compute, [meaning systems like] data centres, and then we will use the proceeds to pay for government.”

 Personally speaking I would be delighted to see an end to income tax. However, we all know that will never happen. Instead, governments will simply use ai to find more ways of taxing us; eg on the megabytes we use! 

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Friday, 10 April 2026

The BMW FOI Update


 

My thanks to the loyal reader who sent me an update on the BMW FOI request:

"Dear Sir/Madam,

On 30 January I requested an internal review of your reply to my FOI ref ***. You acknowledged receipt on 2 February.

On 3 March I asked for an update of your review. On 4 March you replied that the review was still active and that I would receive a response "shortly".

On 27 March I asked again for an update, pointing out that it was 40 working days since my initial review request. I have not as yet had a reply to this email.

As you will appreciate I have no desire to involve the IOC in this matter so could you please let me know when your internal review is likely to be completed.

Thank you for your assistance.

Yours sincerely.."


 

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Wednesday, 8 April 2026

April Tax Grab 2026: Reeves and HMRC's Latest Stealth Raid


 

April Tax Grab 2026: Reeves and HMRC's Latest Stealth Raid – More Pain for You, Zero Relief for Petrol or Stamp Duty

Morning, you long-suffering mugs grinding away while Rachel Reeves bangs on about “working people” and HMRC pretends it’s “modernising” the system. It’s April 2026 – new tax year, same old story: frozen thresholds, sneaky little rises, and yet another layer of bureaucratic bollocks designed to squeeze every last penny without admitting they’re hiking taxes.

Here’s the full list of what’s actually going up from April 2026 (or hitting you via stealth). I’ve stuck to the hard facts, no spin.

Personal Tax Increases Hitting Individuals

  • Dividend tax rates ↑ by 2 percentage points
    Basic rate: 8.75% → 10.75%
    Higher rate: 33.75% → 35.75%
    (Additional rate stays at 39.35%. First £500 still tax-free, but everything above gets hammered harder.)

  • Council tax ↑ average 4.9% across England
    Band D household: up £111 to £2,392 a year.
    Wales ~4.9%, Scotland 4–10% depending on council. Still the most regressive tax going – hits the poorest hardest.

  • Vehicle Excise Duty (road tax)
    Standard annual rate for post-1 April 2017 cars: £195 → £200.
    (EV “expensive car” supplement threshold rises to £50k – small mercy for posh electric buyers.)

  • Air Passenger Duty ↑ 13–15% across all bands
    Example: long-haul economy £94 → £106. Private jets get an extra 50% whack.

  • Self-employed Class 2 NICs
    Weekly rate: £3.50 → £3.65.
    Voluntary Class 3: £17.75 → £18.40.

  • Capital Gains Tax (BADR / Investors’ Relief)
    Rate jumps from 14% → 18% on qualifying business asset disposals.

  • Inheritance Tax relief caps (APR & BPR)
    100% relief now capped at combined £2.5 million per person. Anything above gets only 50% relief (effective 20% IHT hit on the excess).

  • Income tax & NI thresholds – frozen again until 2031
    Personal allowance £12,570, basic rate band £37,700. Pure stealth tax – fiscal drag pulls more of your pay into higher bands as wages creep up.

Petrol & diesel duty? No rise in April. The 5p cut is extended until end of August 2026, and the planned RPI increase for April has been cancelled. Small win – but it’s only delayed pain.

Stamp Duty Land Tax? No change this April. The mansion tax (High Value Council Tax Surcharge) doesn’t kick in until April 2028.

Business / Employer Hits

  • Employer NI secondary threshold frozen (still £5,000 a year equivalent).
    Combined with previous rate rises, this keeps dragging more wage costs onto employers as pay rises.

  • Making Tax Digital for Income Tax Self Assessment (MTD ITSA) mandatory from 6 April for sole traders/landlords with £50k+ gross qualifying income.
    Quarterly digital updates instead of one annual return = massive extra admin and software costs.

  • Energy costs for businesses – transmission charges doubling for some, adding ~5% to electricity bills.

  • Dividend tax rise hits director-shareholders hard (same rates as personal).

  • Business rates relief continuing to unwind in some sectors (retail, hospitality etc. seeing big jumps in effective bills).

Average Extra Cost Estimates (Rough but Realistic)

For a typical individual/household:

  • Council tax alone: +£111
  • Road tax: +£5
  • Dividend tax (if you take £20k–£50k in dividends): £500–£1,000+ extra depending on your tax band
  • Frozen thresholds/fiscal drag: £300–£800 a year for many middle earners as more income gets taxed at 40%
  • Total average hit for a working household with some investments/property: £400–£1,200 extra per year. Pensioners and basic-rate only folk get off lighter but still feel the council tax sting.

For businesses / self-employed:

  • MTD compliance (software, time, accountant fees): £500–£2,000+ per year for those forced in.
  • Energy bill rise: £1,000–£5,000+ depending on size.
  • Employer NI drag + minimum wage uplift (not tax but related cost): thousands for any firm with staff.
  • Average small business / sole trader: £2,000–£10,000+ extra annual burden depending on turnover, staff, and dividends taken.

This is on top of the employer NI hike from last year, the ongoing threshold freezes, and the looming MTD quarterly reporting nightmare for higher earners.

Tax does have to be taxing.


But when Reeves and HMRC quietly pile on dividend tax, council tax, road tax, and admin burdens while pretending they’re only hitting “the rich”, it’s not taxing – it’s a slow, deliberate mugging of working people and small businesses while the big corporates and civil servants get another nice quiet year.

 

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Wednesday, 1 April 2026

HMRC Stamp Duty Investigations Take 35 Months on Average


 

As per Guido:

Figures from HMRC show that in the last four years the average length of time that Stamp Duty Land tax (SDLT) investigations have taken to complete is an average of 35 months. Rayner admitted she may have paid the wrong tax on 5 September last year, only seven months ago…

The best yearly performance is a whopping 27 months, posted in the 24/25 financial year:

Tax yearAverage length of time of closed cases had taken to complete (SDLT)
2021/2231 months
2022/2339 months
2023/2443 months
2024/2527 months

Since Rayner’s operation conceded that the investigation would have to be finished before she made any attempt at the Labour leadership, the former DPM’s annoyance at HMRC for taking so long (she ‘offered to help‘ at one point) has made frequent appearances in the press.

Oh dear, 

how sad, 

never mind! 

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Saturday, 28 March 2026

Rayner is Contesting Her Stamp Duty Charge


 

The Times has been told that she has subsequently taken new legal advice which argues that she did not need to pay the higher rate of stamp duty. The new advice has been submitted to HMRC. It is understood to highlight “complexities” surrounding the trust 

 

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Thursday, 26 March 2026

Oh Lucky Jim - NS&I's "Fresh Start"


 

NS&I's "Fresh Start": They’ve Dragged Sir Jim Harra Out of Retirement – The Same Bloke Who Turned HMRC Customer Service Into a National Disgrace

Hello folks, you poor savers still hoping your Premium Bonds might actually pay out one day, or that your NS&I account won’t mysteriously vanish into the ether. While HMRC continues its proud tradition of hanging up on deadline day, chasing grannies for £47, and taking two years to cough up refunds, the government has come up with a brilliant solution to the growing crisis at National Savings & Investments (NS&I).

They’ve hauled Sir Jim Harra – the former First Permanent Secretary at HMRC – out of retirement to take over as interim chief executive. Because nothing says “fresh start” quite like appointing the man who presided over the absolute collapse of HMRC’s customer service.

During Harra’s reign at HMRC, helpline wait times ballooned to a record 23 minutes, with around a third of calls going unanswered. MPs on the Public Accounts Committee accused the department of deliberately degrading phone services to force people online – a claim Harra dismissed as “baseless”. Trust in the system? Shattered. Backlogs? Biblical. Refunds? Forget it. Sick days? Half a million and counting. But sure, let’s give this bloke the keys to NS&I, which is currently drowning in a £400m–£470m+ scandal involving missing savings, untraceable Premium Bonds, and bereaved families unable to access relatives’ money.

NS&I – the government’s own savings bank, the one that’s supposed to be rock-solid and taxpayer-backed – has been hit by chronic failings in tracing accounts and paying out what’s owed. The previous boss, Dax Harkins, has been shown the door after a Telegraph investigation exposed the scale of the mess. Now Harra gets a three-month review to “investigate the background” and “learn lessons”.

This is peak Civil Service musical chairs. When one quango screws up spectacularly, don’t fix the underlying problems – just shuffle in another career mandarin who failed at the last gig. Harra couldn’t sort HMRC’s phones, portals, or basic competence, but he’s somehow the right man to steady NS&I’s ship? Pull the other one.

The message to every saver is crystal clear: your money might be “100% safe” in theory, but good luck actually getting your hands on it if the system loses track. The same bureaucratic incompetence that leaves you on hold for an hour at HMRC is now running the savings bank where millions of ordinary people park their cash, Premium Bonds, and ISAs.

And the real kicker? While Harra was busy letting HMRC customer service rot, the department was still hammering taxpayers with penalties, trivial demands, and MTD quarterly reporting burdens. Now he gets another cushy interim role with presumably another fat pension top-up on the way.

This isn’t leadership. It’s institutional protection racket. The Civil Service looks after its own – even when they’ve demonstrably failed at the job.

But when the same clown who wrecked HMRC’s service gets rewarded with another top job at NS&I while savers can’t access their own money? That’s not taxing – that’s taking the absolute piss out of the British public.

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Monday, 23 March 2026

MTD Deadline Fast Approaching - Less Than 10% Have Signed Up


 

HMRC has confirmed 864,000 people must comply with Making Tax Digital for Income Tax from 6 April 2026. Only 81,000 have signed up. That is fewer than 1 in 10. If you are a landlord or sole trader earning over £50,000, the deadline is weeks away — not months.

If you're a landlord or sole trader with qualifying income over £50k, you should register and get compatible software sorted immediately—penalties for late quarterly updates start after April 2026. Check your eligibility and sign-up on GOV.UK. 

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Wednesday, 18 March 2026

Angela Rayner and the Labour Party's Tax Advice Bill


It has emerged that Angela Rayner has had specialist tax advice covered by the Labour Party.

The party commissioned leading barrister Jonathan Peacock KC to review Rayner's tax position, focusing primarily on whether she had underpaid stamp duty on her £700,000–£800,000 flat purchase in Hove, East Sussex. This advice also covered related matters such as council tax, capital gains tax, and inheritance tax implications. 

Peacock reportedly spent up to five days on the task, delivering draft advice on 1 September 2025 and final advice the following day. Rayner had requested the legal input from the party, and senior Labour officials arranged for Peacock's involvement. The bill was paid by party headquarters — a decision that has drawn sharp criticism from some within Labour itself, who have described it as a "shameful use of party resources" amid the party's post-election financial pressures, including a reported £3.8 million deficit.

The exact cost remains undisclosed, but tax and legal experts estimate it could run into tens of thousands of pounds. 

No declaration appears in the parliamentary Register of Members’ Financial Interests for this benefit. As of early 2026, searches of the register (available via parliament.uk and monitoring sites) show no entry under relevant categories like gifts, benefits, donations, or miscellaneous support from the Labour Party.

There are also no public indications that Rayner has reported the value of this advice as a benefit in kind to HMRC. Under UK tax rules (Income Tax (Earnings and Pensions) Act 2003), payments by an employer or equivalent body (here, the party in relation to her deputy leadership role) for personal legal advice are generally taxable unless tied directly to work duties. 

Since this concerned her private property and family trust arrangements — unrelated to parliamentary or official responsibilities — analysts argue it would likely be treated as a taxable benefit, potentially leaving Rayner liable for income tax (and possibly National Insurance) on its value.

This revelation comes against the backdrop of Rayner's earlier stamp duty controversy. She admitted underpaying around £40,000 in higher-rate stamp duty on the Hove flat (treated as a second home due to trust arrangements for her children), self-referred to the prime minister's ethics adviser, and cooperated with HMRC. The ministerial standards probe found she breached the code, contributing to her resignation as deputy prime minister, housing secretary, and deputy Labour leader.

While the original tax underpayment was settled (with potential penalties), this party-funded advice has raised fresh questions about transparency, declarations, and possible additional tax liabilities.

Doubtless HMRC will now be aware of this, even if she hasn't yet declared it.

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Thursday, 12 March 2026

Under 10% Signed Up for MTD ITSA


 

Under 10% Signed Up for MTD ITSA: HMRC's Digital Dream Is Turning Into the Taxpayer's Worst Nightmare – And They're Still Forcing It Down Our Throats

Greetings, you reluctant guinea pigs. Here we are in March 2026, just weeks away from the April 6 start date for Making Tax Digital for Income Tax Self Assessment (MTD ITSA), and the latest figures are in: fewer than 10% of the first mandatory cohort have actually signed up and joined the digital hellscape. Less than one in ten of the roughly 700,000–800,000 sole traders and landlords earning £50,000+ gross from self-employment or property have bothered (or managed) to register for MTD ITSA.

Let that sink in. HMRC has spent years (and billions of our money) hyping this as the greatest thing since sliced bread – quarterly digital updates, real-time tax estimates, better cashflow planning, closing the tax gap, blah blah blah. They've delayed it multiple times, thrown soft landings at new joiners, and still the uptake is pathetic. Under 10%. That's not "slow start"; that's a mass boycott by apathy and terror.

Why the ghost town?

  • Nobody trusts HMRC's tech – The same clowns who crash on deadline day, lose your records, issue £2.8bn phantom demands to corner shops, and can't answer a phone without an hour of Vivaldi torture expect you to link your bank feeds, categorise every receipt quarterly, and trust their portals won't eat your data? Pull the other one.
  • It's extra work for zero benefit – You still pay tax annually (or twice with payments on account). The "real-time estimate" is just another screen you have to check. Quarterly summaries mean four deadlines instead of one, software costs (£8–£30/month for QuickBooks/Xero etc.), endless receipt scanning, and the looming threat of penalty points if you slip. For what? So HMRC gets live surveillance on your finances? Cheers, but no thanks.
  • The software is a minefield – Even the "simple" bridging tools are clunky, bank feeds fail, categorisation rules are a moving target, and if your setup is slightly non-standard (partnerships delayed, mixed income, overseas property), good luck finding compatible kit without paying through the nose.
  • Fear of the unknown – Pensioners, older landlords, and low-tech sole traders are staring at this like it's alien technology. Forums are full of "I'm not doing it until they force me" posts. Many are gambling on HMRC's legendary enforcement sloth – miss the first few updates, see what happens.
  • They've been caught lying about the numbers before – HMRC's own cost-benefit forecasts have been revised downward repeatedly. Original revenue windfall promises slashed, compliance costs ballooned to £1.4bn+. Taxpayers smell a rat: this isn't about helping us; it's about control and eventual mandatory payments-on-account creep.

And what’s HMRC's response to this resounding "no thanks"? Crickets, vague press releases about "strong progress" (under 10% is strong?), and quiet threats that non-sign-ups will eventually get auto-enrolled or penalty-pointed into submission. Reeves still bangs on about "modernising the tax system" while her department hires 1,000 valuation officers for the mansion tax raid and lets Rayner's stamp duty probe drag on forever.

This pathetic signup rate is the clearest signal yet: MTD ITSA is not wanted, not needed, and not trusted. It's a solution looking for a problem, built by people who can't run their own organisation without half a million sick days a year. The first cohort is voting with their feet – or rather, with their inaction.

But forcing quarterly digital shackles on people who can't even be arsed to sign up? That's not taxing – that's tyranny by admin, and right now, the peasants aren't having it.

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Tax does have to be taxing. 

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Tuesday, 10 March 2026

The Costs of New MTD Rules Ignored by HMRC


 

HMRC has failed to do any assessment of the tax loss that will result from people quitting work as a result of the new MTD rules which require 5 tax returns a year. 

 If just 1% of self-employed taxpayers with turnovers above £20k cease working there will be a direct tax loss of £75m & an indirect loss - from VAT, indirect taxes, & knock-on effects on the wider economy - of another £150m. And that estimate excludes anyone from the top 10% of self-employed taxpayers.

Source 

There is an opt out if you claim religious beliefs prevent you from filing online. 

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Friday, 6 March 2026

HMRC's Quarterly Tax Return Torture: Why They're Forcing You to Submit More Than One Return a Year from April – And Why It's a Bloody Nightmare



Morning, you poor sods still reeling from the last self-assessment deadline, nursing your coffee while HMRC's hold music echoes in your nightmares. From 6 April 2026 (that's next month, folks), if your combined gross income from self-employment and/or property tops £50,000 (dropping to £30k in 2027 and £20k in 2028), HMRC is ditching the once-a-year Self Assessment bliss and shoving Making Tax Digital for Income Tax Self Assessment (MTD ITSA) down your throat. No more one annual return – instead, you'll be forced to keep digital records and submit quarterly updates to the taxman, plus an End of Period Statement and a final declaration by the usual 31 January deadline.

Why the hell are they doing this? HMRC spins it like it's Christmas come early: "modernisation", "better tax management", "real-time insights". Translation: they want your data more often, more accurately, and with less chance for you to "forget" a few quid here and there. Here's their official fairy tale:

  • "Helps you stay on top of your tax affairs" – Quarterly updates give you a running view of your income/expenses so you can estimate your bill and avoid January heart attacks. (As if we didn't already know we're skint.)
  • "Improves compliance and accuracy" – Digital records fed straight to HMRC mean fewer errors, less evasion, and more timely info for them to spot dodgy patterns early.
  • "Supports business planning and growth" – Knowing your numbers quarterly supposedly makes you a better entrepreneur. (Bollocks – it just adds admin when you're already juggling invoices, clients, and life.)
  • "Closes the tax gap" – More frequent peeks let HMRC nudge you (or fine you) sooner if something looks off, theoretically raising extra revenue (though their own estimates have been slashed from £6.3bn to £4.3bn while costs balloon to £1.4bn – classic HMRC efficiency).

The real reasons? Control and cash. Annual filings let you batch everything once a year – easy to miss a receipt or two, easy for HMRC to miss you in the backlog. Quarterly means you're feeding them cumulative summaries every three months (deadlines like 7 August, 7 November, etc., for tax-year quarters), giving them a live feed into your finances. It's the same logic as MTD for VAT: force digital, force frequency, force compliance – or face penalty points (two in two years = £200 fine, though new joiners get a soft landing on the first four misses).

But let's call it what it is: another layer of bureaucratic hell piled on the self-employed and landlords who already drown in red tape. HMRC can't answer phones on deadline day, takes years for refunds, issues phantom £2.8bn demands, and lets their own staff launder millions without jail – yet they've got the brass neck to demand four extra submissions a year from you, backed by compatible software (no more simple spreadsheets unless bridged), or face points and fines.

This isn't about helping you; it's about helping them squeeze more tax with less effort on their end. While you upload receipts and categorise expenses quarterly, their helplines stay jammed, their IT crashes, and their valuation army grows for the next mansion tax raid.

But turning your annual headache into a quarterly migraine while HMRC's own house remains a shambles? That's not modernisation – that's mandated misery, courtesy of the same clowns who can't organise a phone queue.

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Tax does have to be taxing.

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Thursday, 5 March 2026

A Wee Bit of Humour To Lighten The Mood

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Monday, 2 March 2026

Wednesday, 18 February 2026

Mansion Tax Madness: HMRC Recruits 1,000 Valuation Goons to Raid Homes Over £2m While Reeves Lectures Us on "Fairness"



Morning, you hardworking taxpayers still scraping by, dodging those trivial £50 brown envelopes, waiting years for refunds, or getting hung up on when you dare ring the helpline. While HMRC's own compliance officer walks free after laundering £3.3m, and Angela Rayner's £40k stamp duty "oops" drags on like a bad hangover, Rachel Reeves has found the cash to hire 1,000 fresh valuation officers – that's right, an army of clipboard-wielding snoopers – to prepare for her shiny new "mansion tax" raid on homes worth £2 million or more.

Announced in last year's Budget, this High Value Council Tax Surcharge (fancy name for "soak the rich") kicks in from April 2028. Properties £2m–£2.5m? £2,500 extra slapped on your council tax bill every year. £2.5m–£3.5m? £3,500. Up to £5m+? A cool £7,500 on top. And guess who's doing the dirty work? HMRC, absorbing the Valuation Office Agency (VOA) from April this year, beefing up with 1,000 new hires to revalue up to 200,000 homes (mostly in London, naturally) using sales data, aerial maps, planning apps – and yes, the odd in-person poke-around if your pile looks suspicious.

Reeves spins it as "fairness" – making the wealthy pay their share while protecting working people. Bollocks. This is classic Labour class-war envy dressed up as policy: punish aspiration, scare off investment, and watch the housing market seize up as owners sit tight rather than move. Meanwhile, the same Chancellor freezes thresholds, drags pensioners into tax via fiscal drag, and lets HMRC chase grannies for peanuts while their staff swan off on sickies.

And the hypocrisy? Off the scale. Reeves preaches closing the tax gap, yet HMRC – the outfit that can't answer phones on deadline day or process refunds in under two years – gets another 1,000 bodies to play property police. These valuation vultures will decide if your extension, garage, or period features push you over £2m. Disputes? Good luck appealing when the system's already creaking and the backlog's biblical.

This isn't about the ultra-rich dodging tax; it's about creeping state overreach into your home. Start with £2m mansions, watch the threshold creep down (remember those whispers of £500k CGT or sales taxes?), and soon enough middle-class family homes get the treatment. All while HMRC's digital disasters (MTD hell, portal crashes) continue unabated.

Tax does have to be taxing.
But hiring an army to raid family homes while the department itself is a shambles? That's not taxing – that's outright theft by bureaucracy, courtesy of Reeves and her incompetent empire.

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Monday, 16 February 2026

HMRC’s Hated Digital Regime Lies in Ruins: Only 4% of Taxpayers Have Signed Up – And the Taxman Is Panicking



Listen up, fellow sufferers of the UK tax racket. While you were busy trying to keep your business afloat, HMRC quietly dropped a bombshell to the Public Accounts Committee: just 18,000 poor sods had bothered to sign up for their shiny new Making Tax Digital (MTD) income tax regime. That’s a pathetic 3.8% of the 864,000 self-employed souls and landlords they’re targeting from 6 April 2026.

HMRC have since briefed the press that the number has “risen” to 30,000. Thirty thousand. Out of nearly three-quarters of a million. That’s still only about 4%. Four percent! The rest of you – the sane 96% – are apparently too busy running actual businesses to play happy families with the taxman’s latest digital leash.

This isn’t a “slow start”. This is outright rejection.

What Exactly Is This Hated Regime?

For those still blissfully unaware (lucky you), MTD for Income Tax means the end of the simple annual Self Assessment for anyone pulling in more than £50,000 from self-employment or property income (based on your 2024/25 return). From April:

  • You must keep digital records – no more scruffy spreadsheets or shoeboxes.
  • You must file quarterly updates – four times a year, not once.
  • You must use only HMRC-approved software that talks directly to their system.
  • Then, of course, the usual end-of-year declaration to tie it all up with a nice little bow of extra admin.

HMRC have been bombarding people with letters, running “voluntary” testing (where 20,000-odd quarterly updates have apparently been submitted), and telling everyone it’s “straightforward” and “helps reduce errors”. Translation: “Please just roll over and make our lives easier while we make yours a living nightmare.”

The Cost? Your Time, Your Money, and Your Sanity

HMRC’s own figures admit an average one-off hit of £280–£350 to get set up, plus £110–£115 every year thereafter. That’s the official lowball. In reality, plenty of sole traders and landlords who currently DIY their tax will now be forced to shell out for proper software subscriptions – some “free” versions come with heavy restrictions, others will cheerfully sting you for hundreds a year.

And for what? So HMRC can watch your income and expenses in real time, like some creepy Big Brother with a calculator. Quarterly reporting doesn’t make tax simpler – it makes compliance four times more painful. It’s not about accuracy; it’s about control. Easier audits, faster penalties, more data to feed their risk engines.

Remember, this is the same HMRC that has form for multi-billion-pound IT disasters. The same department that can’t even answer the phone without putting you on hold for three weeks. And now they expect 864,000 of Britain’s hardest-working people – the ones actually creating jobs and paying the bills – to trust them with yet another half-baked digital fantasy?

The Taxman’s Spin Is Laughable

Their latest press release bleats that “thousands of sole traders and landlords have already joined” and “more than 20,000 quarterly updates” have been submitted in testing.

Well, congratulations. Out of 864,000 targeted, you’ve managed to persuade roughly the population of a small village. The rest of us have seen through the con. We’ve read the small print. We’ve seen the petitions racking up signatures demanding this nonsense is stopped. We know that “no immediate fines” in the first year is just code for “we’ll fine you later, once we’ve got you hooked”.

This Is Taxpayer Rebellion in Action – But If You Must Comply, Here’s the Least-Worst Kit

Only 4% uptake with weeks to go until the supposed launch? That’s not teething trouble. That’s a full-scale revolt by people who’ve had enough of being treated like cash machines with legs.

The self-employed and landlords already shoulder more than their fair share – higher National Insurance, energy bills through the roof, endless red tape. Now HMRC wants to turn your bookkeeping into a part-time job. No wonder the silent majority is voting with its feet (or rather, refusing to lift them towards the sign-up button).

HMRC will no doubt blame “lack of awareness”, or “software issues”, or “misinformation”. The truth is simpler: people can smell a bad deal from a mile off. This regime isn’t “making tax digital” – it’s making tax more expensive, more intrusive, and more hated than ever.

So here’s the message to HMRC from the 96%:

We’re not signing up because we don’t trust you. We don’t need quarterly digital shackles. And we sure as hell aren’t going to thank you for the privilege of paying for the software that lets you spy on us more efficiently.

Scrap it. Delay it indefinitely. Or watch the chaos unfold in April when the real numbers come in and the excuses start flying.

The ball’s in your court, HMRC. But judging by the last few decades, you’ll probably just kick it into the long grass and send out more letters.

In the meantime, the rest of us will be over here, running our businesses, paying our taxes (reluctantly), and – if forced – grudgingly picking one of the above tools to stay out of the penalty trap.

Because this digital disaster? It’s already dead on arrival.

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Monday, 9 February 2026

One Million Miss 31 January Self Assessment Deadline


 

HMRC says one million people have missed the January 31 self assessment tax return deadline, and will now face an automatic £100 fine.

Let joy be untrammelled! 

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Friday, 6 February 2026

Rayner's Lingering Tax Fiasco: HMRC's Glacial Probe Puts the Brakes on Her PM Ambitions While Starmer Dangles by a Thread



Morning tax slaves, you lot still reeling from your own HMRC nightmares – those trivial £50 demands, phantom penalties, or endless hold music that could drive a saint to sin?

Spare a wry chuckle for Angela Rayner, the firebrand former Deputy PM who's now twisting in the wind thanks to a £40k stamp duty dodge that's morphed into a full-blown HMRC investigation. Six months on, and the taxman is still "probing" away like a dentist with a blunt drill, leaving her political future hanging by the same gossamer thread as Keir Starmer's grip on Number 10.

Let's recap this sorry saga, shall we? Back in September 2025, our Angela splashed out on a swanky £800k three-bed flat in sunny Hove – the kind of seaside bolthole us plebs can only dream of while scraping together our self-assessments. She coughed up a measly £30k in stamp duty, claiming it as her main residence. But oh dear, those pesky "deeming provisions" from a family trust (set up for her disabled son, to be fair) meant she technically still "owned" her old gaff, triggering the higher second-home rate. Cue a £40k shortfall, admissions of "inaccurate legal advice" (from conveyancers who swear they never touched tax), and a hasty resignation as Deputy PM amid calls from the Tories to sack her.

She referred herself to the ethics watchdog, promised to pay up (plus interest, naturally), and HMRC duly launched a probe into whether this was mere "carelessness" (hello, penalties up to another £40k) or something spicier. Starmer backed her at the time, calling her "fantastic" and hinting at a comeback "at the right point." Fast-forward to February 2026: the investigation? Still grinding on, no end in sight. Allies are whinging about the "slow pace" delaying her grand return, while HMRC sits on its hands – the same outfit that hounds you for a day-late filing but takes half a year to sniff around a minister's mess.

And how's this torpedoing her shot at the top job? Starmer's wobbling like a jelly in a gale – thanks to the Lord Mandelson scandal and backbench mutterings – with MPs whispering he's "toast" and calls for him to chuck in the towel intensifying. Rayner's told pals she's "ready" to pounce, and the bookies have her as clear favourite at around 9/4 to snag the Labour leadership (and thus PM gig, assuming Labour clings to power). Polls of party members show she'd trounce Starmer 52% to 33% in a head-to-head, and 78% of recent bets are on her. She's got that working-class fire the base loves, and some dream of her teaming with Andy Burnham (though he's blocked from Westminster for now).

But here's the kicker: that unresolved HMRC cloud is the massive fly in her ointment. Allies fret she can't launch a clean bid while waiting for the taxman's verdict – potential fines, reprimands, or worse could torpedo her before takeoff. Voters remember her "very recent and unresolved tax scandal," and even left-wing MPs are wary of backing her with this hanging over. Wes Streeting's at 3/1 as a safer bet, and others like Yvette Cooper or Rachel Reeves lurk at longer odds. If HMRC clears her quick, she's golden with the members; if they drag it out or slap penalties, her "stateswomanlike" revolt against Starmer could fizzle into backbench obscurity.

Hypocrisy? Off the charts. This is the woman who skewered Tories over tax rows, now caught in her own web while HMRC – the same clowns who take years on your refunds but blitz you for trivia – lets it fester. If it was one of us, we'd be fined, interested, and forgotten. For the elite? Endless delays and second chances.

Tax does have to be taxing.
But when HMRC's slow-motion probe could crown or crush the next PM, it's not just taxing – it's a bloody national farce.

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Wednesday, 4 February 2026

The BMW FOI

  




  

My thanks to a loyal reader who made an effort, via and FOI request, to try to get to the bottom of the "BMW Debate" that has been raging on this site a for a while now. 

He has forwarded me the answer from HMRC (see above).

I will leave him to comment as to what his next steps may, or may not be.

Again though, thanks for doing this! 

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Tuesday, 3 February 2026

Mandy's Tax Affairs

 

I assume someone will be looking into Mandy's tax affairs? 

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Saturday, 31 January 2026

Thursday, 29 January 2026

HMRC Will Now Keep Lines Open on Deadline Day


 

Following an outcry over its decision to close its phone lines on 31 January, HMRC has changed its mind.

HMRC will now provide the following.

  • An enhanced webchat capacity will be available from 8am to 4pm to cover self assessment, agents, individuals who need extra support, bereavement services and the online services helpdesk.
  • The self assessment phone line and online services helpdesk will be available from 9am to 4pm. The Association of Tax Technicians (ATT) has been advised that this will “not be a full self assessment helpline, but advisers will be able to answer common queries and, where needed, arrange a call back for more detailed support”.
  • Its extra support team will be available, prioritising call-backs for vulnerable customers.

The Agent Dedicated Line will close on Friday 30 January 2026 at 6pm and reopen on Monday 2 February at 8am.

 

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Tuesday, 27 January 2026

HMRC's Deadline Day Hang-Up: Because Nothing Says "We're Here to Help" Like Cutting the Phones When 3.3 Million Returns Are Still Missing

Morning, you frantic filers still staring at blank self-assessment screens with the clock ticking down to 31 January like a doomsday device. HMRC has just dropped their latest masterclass in contempt for the taxpayer: for the first time ever, they’re shutting down the phone lines completely on self-assessment deadline day itself.

Yes, you read that right. On 31 January 2026 – the day millions of you are racing to file before midnight to avoid the £100 automatic penalty – HMRC will not answer a single call. No helpline, no adviser, no mercy. Friday 30 January is your absolute last chance to speak to a human being before the guillotine falls. After that? Silence. Dead air. The sound of your own blood pressure spiking.

With 3.3 million tax returns still outstanding just five days out (and counting), this isn’t a minor operational tweak. It’s a deliberate, brazen “sod off” to the very people who fund their salaries, their sick days, and their botched IT projects. They know the system crashes, the portal lags, the error messages multiply like rabbits, and millions wait until the last minute because life gets in the way. And their response? “Tough. We’re clocking off early.”

This is peak HMRC arrogance:

  • They demand first-time accuracy from you or face penalties, while their own software still throws up glitches that would make a 1990s dial-up modem blush.
  • They chase grannies for £47 trivial bills, but when 3.3 million people need urgent help on the most critical day of the tax year, the line goes dead.
  • They’ve spent billions on “digital transformation” (remember Fujitsu?), yet can’t keep advisers on the phones for one extra day to prevent a tidal wave of late-filing penalties.
  • They’ll happily slap on £100 fines, £10-a-day escalations, and now those shiny new penalty points – all while making it physically impossible to get advice when you need it most.

And let’s not pretend this is about “encouraging digital filing”. It’s about cost-cutting dressed up as policy. Fewer calls answered = fewer staff hours paid = more money for mandarins’ bonuses and diversity training consultants. Meanwhile, you’re left screaming into the void, hoping your return submits before the system bluescreens at 23:59.

If this was any other organisation – a bank, an airline, a utility – shutting customer service on the busiest, most stressful day of the year would trigger outrage, refunds, and heads rolling. But because it’s HMRC, and because they have the power to fine you for their own failures, they just shrug and carry on.

So here’s the grim reality for Friday 30 January: get through early, or get stuffed. And on Saturday 31st? You’re on your own, mate. File online if you can, pray the servers hold, and brace for the inevitable “technical difficulties” apology tweet at 00:01 on 1 February.

Tax does have to be taxing.
But deliberately hanging up on deadline day when millions are dangling by a thread? That’s not taxing – that’s torture.

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Saturday, 24 January 2026

MTD ITSA: HMRC's Latest Digital Dungeon – Confused? You're Not Alone, and Here's How to Survive the Bloody Thing



Morning, you bewildered bunch of sole traders, landlords, and side-hustle heroes. If you're staring at your screen wondering what the hell this "new tax digital thing" starting in April is all about – and why it feels like HMRC is about to shove another bureaucratic boot up your backside – pull up a chair. You're not confused; you're rightly furious. This is Making Tax Digital for Income Tax Self Assessment (MTD ITSA), the Revenue's grand plan to drag us all into a quarterly reporting nightmare, all while their own systems creak like a haunted house and helplines play hold music longer than a Wagner opera.

HMRC, in their infinite incompetence, has been banging on about "modernising" the tax system since 2015, but they've delayed, botched, and ballooned the costs so much that even their own estimates put the price tag at £1.3 billion for us punters to comply. And for what? To force you to submit income and expense summaries four times a year instead of once, using "compatible software" that talks directly to their glitchy portals. No more annual self-assessment bliss; hello, endless uploads and the joy of categorising every coffee receipt as a business expense before HMRC decides it's not and slaps you with points (remember that penalty farce?).

Why is this a forthcoming nightmare? Because HMRC couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. Their track record: Horizon scandals, phantom debts, trivial bills for £50, and now they're expecting millions of self-employed folk – many of whom still use spreadsheets or shoeboxes – to go fully digital overnight. The thresholds? From 6 April 2026, if your total gross income from self-employment or property lettings tops £50,000, you're in. Drop below £30k? You're safe until April 2027. But don't get comfy; fiscal drag means more will get sucked in as thresholds freeze and incomes creep up. Partnerships? Delayed to 2027 or later, but sole traders and landlords, you're the guinea pigs.

The "benefits"? HMRC spins it as "real-time" tax estimates to avoid January shocks. Bollocks. It's more work, more deadlines (quarters end 5 July, 5 Oct, 5 Jan, 5 April – submit by month-end after), and if you cock it up, those new penalty points kick in (two points in two years for annual filers = £200 fine). Plus, an End of Period Statement (EOPS) to finalise each year's figures, and a "final declaration" by 31 Jan replacing the old return. All digital, no paper mercy.

And the software? You can't just email a PDF; it has to be MTD-compliant, API-linked to HMRC's system. You signed up for Sage and binned it because it's pricey? Smart move – their packages start at £10-£30/month but balloon with add-ons. HMRC's free tools? Laughable for anything beyond basics. This is designed to line the pockets of software firms while you drown in admin.

Right, enough ranting (though HMRC deserves every syllable). Let's get practical: how to deal with this shite without losing your mind or your shirt.

Step 1: Check If You're Caught in the Net

  • Head to GOV.UK's eligibility tool – search "check if eligible for Making Tax Digital for Income Tax". Plug in your income figures from your last return. Over £50k combined from biz/property? You're mandated from April 2026. Under? Voluntary for now, but why volunteer for extra pain?
  • Pro tip: If you're close to £50k, consider timing income/expenses to stay under – but don't game it too obviously, or HMRC will cry "avoidance".
  • For landlords: Rental income counts, minus expenses, but watch for joint properties – it's per person.

Step 2: Get Your Records Digital – Start Now, You Lazy Sod

  • Ditch the paper. Scan receipts with apps like Receipt Bank (now Dext) or freebies like Adobe Scan. Link to your bank for auto-imports.
  • Categorise everything: Income types (sales, rents), expenses (mileage at 45p/first 10k miles, office costs). Use standard categories from HMRC's list to avoid audit red flags.
  • Trick: Set up separate business bank accounts – makes feeds cleaner, less personal crap to sift through.
  • Nightmare avoidance: Back up everything. HMRC demands six-year retention; cloud storage is your friend.

Step 3: Pick Software That Won't Bankrupt You

You canned Sage – good call, it's overkill for most sole traders. Focus on affordable, user-friendly MTD-compliant options from HMRC's official list (search "find software compatible with Making Tax Digital for Income Tax" on GOV.UK – over 100 choices, filter by free trials).

  • QuickBooks Self-Employed: Top-rated for sole traders. Starts at £8/month (often discounted). Auto-categorises bank transactions, mileage tracking via app, quarterly estimates, direct MTD submission. Free trial. Why it works: Simple dashboard, HMRC-integrated, no accounting degree needed.
  • Xero Starter: £14/month, but often £7 on promo. Great for invoicing, bank recs, fixed assets. Mobile app for on-the-go uploads. MTD-ready, with advisor support. Scales if you grow.
  • FreeAgent: £9.50/month for sole traders (NatWest/RBS customers get it free). Excellent for freelancers – project tracking, time slips, VAT if needed. MTD compliant, intuitive.
  • Zoho Books: Free for under £20k turnover, then £10/month. Invoicing, expenses, multi-currency if you export. Clean interface, MTD bridging built-in.
  • Free Options: Self Assessment Direct – totally free for basics, creates digital records and bridges to HMRC. Or HMRC's own basic tools, but they're clunky. For spreadsheets lovers: Use "bridging software" like Forbes MTD (£5-£10/month) to link Excel to HMRC without full bookkeeping.
  • Tip: Always trial for 30 days. Check for mobile apps (essential for snapping receipts), bank feed compatibility (most major UK banks), and MTD-specific features like quarterly update submissions. Avoid anything without UK support – you'll need it when HMRC's portal inevitably crashes on deadline day.

Step 4: Tips and Tricks to Make It Less of a Nightmare

  • Start Voluntary Early: If under threshold, sign up now (from GOV.UK) to test the waters. Get your "soft landing" – no penalties for first year errors.
  • Quarterly Rhythm: Set calendar reminders 2 weeks before deadlines. Batch expenses weekly to avoid end-of-quarter panic.
  • Reasonable Excuses: If late due to HMRC's faults (system down, wrong advice), appeal with evidence. They've got form for cock-ups.
  • Agent Help: If it's all too much, hire an accountant – many offer MTD packages for £20-£50/month. Cheaper than penalties.
  • Avoid Common Traps: Don't mix personal/business – HMRC loves disallowing expenses. Track everything digitally from day one. For landlords: Separate property income clearly.
  • HMRC "Help": Their webinars and guides are free but dry as dust. Join forums like AccountingWEB or Reddit's r/UKPersonalFinance for real-user tips.
  • Ultimate Trick: Lobby your MP. This mess was delayed multiple times due to backlash – keep the pressure on for simplifications.

In short, prepare now, pick cheap software like QuickBooks or Xero, digitise everything, and treat it like a bad habit you can't shake. HMRC's "digital transformation" is just more chains for us while they rack up sick days and scandals.

Tax does have to be taxing.
But thanks to this MTD monstrosity, it's becoming a full-time second job.

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