HMRC Is Shite

HMRC Is Shite
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Wednesday, 13 January 2016

Homer's Replacement

Clearly I am being thick, but could someone please tell me where to find the advert on the Gov website for Homer's replacement?


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  1. HMRC only in THIRD place in the Customer Service Wooden Spoon awards?? Jeez, BT and TalkTalk must really be shite.

  2. Still a good competitive result against private sector benchmarks though.

    Her dame-ship will probably get another nice bonus for not finishing top.

  3. They may not need to advertise. My money's on the big old sheila , Jennie Granger who was interviewed in OZ just before she thinned out on 2012
    Whatever the rumours, Granger won’t engage on why she didn’t get the tax commissioner role and is frustrated about the focus on this question. The fact is, she never had a choice, she says, and in any case she’s thrilled about her new job. After all, it may mean she lands the top role at another authority some time in the future.

    “I am interested in leadership roles, and should one become available, yes of course [I will take it],” she says.

    Of course she will!

  4. We all need to apply for this vacancy (especially the thousands she’s forcing to leave in the next few years). Don’t worry if you don’t have any tax experience or have a CV that says you’ve failed in all previous vacancies, this will not count against you.
    Good salary, generous bonus and a superb pension. Oh and a nice medal from the queen at the end of your term.

  5. I wouldn't bother looking for an advert the morons up top have probably got a suitable fuck wit lined up to take over...... mind you on the plus side all of the immigrants might think twice about coming over to such a shit run country........