HMRC Is Shite

HMRC Is Shite
Dedicated to the taxpayers of Britain, and the employees of Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC), who have to endure the monumental shambles that is HMRC.

Wednesday, 15 July 2020

Coming Soon - A Customs "Golden Age"

Tax does have to be taxing.

Tax Investigation Insurance

Having a Solar Protect Tax Investigation Insurance policy at your disposal means that should you be one of the many 1000's of businesses or individuals that are selected by HMRC each year to look into your tax affairs your own accountant (your tax return agent) can get on and defend you robustly.

You have the peace of mind knowing that your accountant's (your tax return agent) fees will be paid by the insurance without any Excess for you to find.

Tax Investigation Insurance is an insurance policy that will fully reimburse your accountants (your tax return agent) fees up to £100,000 if you are subject to enquiry by or dispute with HMRC.

A Solar Protect policy will enable your Accountant (your tax return agent) to:
  • Deal with any correspondence from HMRC
  • Attend any meeting with HMRC
  • Appeal to the First-tier Tribunal or Upper Tribunal
  • Having the security of knowing that fees will be met in full will enable your Accountant (your tax return agent) to defend your position robustly
  • Premiums are Annual Premiums.
  • Premiums are inclusive of 12% IPT. 
  • Premiums and IPT are due in full in advance / at commencement of scheme.
  • There is a NIL excess on all policies.

Please click here for details.

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  1. And to think, the government have only had a mere 4 years to come up with policies to cope with our exit from the EU.
    Oh sorry, I forgot, that would require competent, practical politicians who actually have a grasp of, and interest in actual day to day governance as opposed to the grandstanding, self-publicists and egotists currently in charge.
    Still, not to worry, they can just say it's all HMRC's fault and enough idiots will buy it.

  2. They'll recruit a few hundred shit witted muppets,that would struggle to tell the time. Give them a weeks online training and stick them at Dover with a high vis jacket.

    Somebody tell me I'm wrong

  3. Your right.
    But the figures will be massaged to make it look like a huge success,despite real revenue crashing and God knows what being allowed to flood into the country.
    Predictable and depressing.
    There just aren't any real politicians anymore,as in people prepared to roll their sleeves up and get down to the hard grind of formulating and implementing effective policy for the good of the nation. All they and their spads are interested in are winning elections, polling figures and photo opportunities. The actual business of governing the nation is a tedious distraction.