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Friday, 17 June 2016

HMRC Wants To Predict The Future


HMRC has tendered for a technology partner to provide a system that can use predictive analytics to identify areas of insolvency risk. The contract value is £5M.

The system will be used to ensure HMRC gets the tax it is owed by companies by alerting HMRC if a firm is at risk from insolvency.
"The analytics solution, therefore, will need to be sufficiently flexible for HMRC to adjust or rebuild it to retain its functionality after changes to HMRC's IT infrastructure."
Good luck with that then!

Tax does have to be taxing.

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2 comments:

  1. Ha, the Muppets could not predict the past with a history book let alone the future.

    ROFL!

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  2. I PREDICT A GOOD KICKING IN COURT
    CHECK THE EVIDENCE
    T. Morrell, A. O'Hara, C. Tarrant, Jill Cox, Jon Wheeler
    CHECK THE EVIDENCE
    obviously a fake Email, now where have I heard that before?
    could it be from L. Bines Higher Review Officer.
    HMRC fake Emails
    Moore sends a fake Email and is released from jail !!!
    oooops
    CHECK THE EVIDENCE
    Come on HMRC get a grip. You are prosecuting on the strength of these Emails!!!
    Another govt revenue generation scheme FAILURE.
    And we are dumb enough to put up with it.
    HMRC and CPS be prepared to pay for your errors
    CPS you should have reviewed the bullshit that HMRC conned you into running with, when I have my day even you will cringe at the position you have been put in by your buddies at HMRC.

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