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Tuesday, 11 October 2011

GOD Quitting

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  1. Nooooooo........!

    All the votes must have come in for the staff survey then?

    What next, phone calls answered or letters answered on time?

    Pacesetter wipedboards?

    Oh, sorry, I must have been dreaming.

  2. The rumour is he is quitting so he doesnt have to pay the increased pension contributions that everyone else earning over £15k has to pay from April 2012

  3. A cynical person may even say he knows there is more to come in the new year.

  4. Well I'm worried. Apparently, his replacement will be chief policy advisor to no.10, but will NOT be head of the civil service.........

    Opening for the private sector,maybe?

    Another Reg Varney ? God help us all.

  5. I knew a dyslexic agnostic once who really believed there was a DOG!

  6. Can it get any worse?
    You better believe it!
    Watch the delayered managers take their pot of gold over the next few months, the little people won't get a look in.
    You should be able to see the way things are shaping up for the new modern department from what is currently occurring and how staff are being displaced/transferred in large numbers.
    Evens on DMB, CC and a few of the peripheral Directorates going private?


    Hartnett immediately challenged on whether he is a liar! What a delight.

  8. Watched the video of the PAC, probably the worst mauling I have seen. How many different ways can you be accused of lying and still try to retain face?
    It was obvious that the PAC had not had the wool pulled over their eyes unlike the tame puppets on the NAO.
    Keep it up PAC, dont let the pressure drop you have almost ripped the lid off this rotten barrel completely.

  9. God is the only tax trained person of HMRC commissioners? (he said it during his mauling at PAC) unreal! You couldn't make it up