Wednesday, 13 May 2026

HMRC's Latest Pension Tax Cock-Up


 

HMRC's Latest Pension Tax Cock-Up: They’ve Been Overcharging Pensioners – And Now You’re Expected to Fix Their Shambles

Morning, you long-suffering pensioners and semi-retired warriors who dared to think that after a lifetime of paying tax, HMRC might finally leave you in peace. Think again.

A sharp-eyed investigator has uncovered yet another system error at HMRC that means thousands of pensioners have been overcharged on their state pension tax. The cock-up revolves around how the taxman calculates your taxable pension income when the state pension rises mid-year (thanks to the triple lock).

According to HMRC’s own daft guidance, they’ve been taxing people on the wrong split – one week at the old rate and 51 weeks at the new rate – instead of properly apportioning it across the year. The result? Pensioners paying too much tax, sometimes by thousands of pounds each. And these are the same clowns who demand you get your self-assessment perfect first time or face automatic penalties.

This isn’t some minor glitch. HMRC has already been forced to repay tens of millions in overpaid pension tax in recent quarters alone, with average refunds topping £3,000 in some cases. Yet here we are again, with another error quietly exposed that could be costing you hundreds or thousands extra.

Why This Matters to You

  • If you receive the state pension and file a Self Assessment (even if only because of small private work, rental income, or other bits), check your latest return.
  • The error hits hardest when the pension increased during the tax year.
  • Many pensioners who thought their tax was sorted via PAYE are discovering they’ve been overtaxed when they file SA.

HMRC, of course, won’t be proactively contacting everyone affected. That would require competence. Instead, they expect you – the pensioner who’s already confused by their Byzantine system – to go digging through your returns, spot their mistake, and claim back what’s rightfully yours.

This is the same organisation that:

  • Spends £186m to recover £44m on the Loan Charge
  • Hangs up on deadline day
  • Hires 1,000 valuation officers for the mansion tax raid
  • Can’t answer the phone without putting you through an hour of torture

…yet somehow can’t get basic pension tax calculations right.

What You Should Do Right Now

  1. Dig out your most recent Self Assessment return (or the tax calculation notice HMRC sent you).
  2. Compare the state pension figure they used against what you actually received.
  3. If it looks wrong, contact HMRC (good luck with that) or use the proper overpayment claim route (P53Z or whatever their latest form is this week).
  4. Keep records – six years, as usual, because they sure as hell won’t.

Tax does have to be taxing.

But when HMRC can’t even calculate the tax on the state pension correctly, then expects you to fix their mess while they overcharge thousands of pensioners? That’s not taxing – that’s institutional robbery dressed up as administration.

Sort it out, check your returns, and reclaim what these clowns have stolen from you. Because if you don’t, they’ll happily keep it.

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Monday, 11 May 2026

Rayner's Desperate Attempts To Publicly Pay Her Tax Bill


 

It seems that Angela Rayner’s team ‘constantly’ contacted HMRC in the weeks before local elections, to settle her £40k stamp duty bill; if "sources" to the media are to be believed. 

The calls were made in an attempt to resolve the outstanding £40,000 stamp duty she owes on her Hove flat. 

Sources (hers by any chance?0 say her team reached out “constantly” during that period. An interesting approach, given that people can volunteer to pay HMRC tax anytime they want to.

Timing, and publicising these "constant" attempts, is everything!

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Thursday, 7 May 2026

HMRC's 4,000 Drive-By Logins


 

The Telegraph reports that civil servants (including HMRC) have been faking their attendance at the office.

Some staff, including at HMRC, are alleged to have faked in-person working by connecting to their office Wi-Fi from a nearby car park before returning home.

The phenomenon has become so commonplace that senior managers at the tax office dub it a “drive-by login”.

Just under 4,000 HMRC staff haven't been in the office at all for over 6 months. Just under 1,000 haven't been in for over a YEAR. 

An HMRC official told of how office working had collapsed during the Covid-19 pandemic and has not recovered since.

He said “a lot of bad habits” were formed during Covid, adding: “You can go years at a time without seeing certain colleagues.”

Analysis of working patterns at HMRC revealed that 3,195 of its workers had not been in an office for between six and 11 months, with 992 not attending for a year to 23 months. There were 182 workers who did not go to work in-person for two years or more.

HMRC said some of the absences were caused by sickness leave or an adjustment to working patterns for staff with disabilities. The department employs more than 70,500 people.

HMRC has also been accused of allowing customer service levels to collapse. Last year, a report by MPs found that almost 44,000 taxpayers were cut off after being on hold for over an hour with HMRC call handlers. 

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Thursday, 23 April 2026

HMRC's £186m Masterclass in Incompetence


 

HMRC's £186m Masterclass in Incompetence: They Spent a Fortune to Claw Back Just £44m on the Loan Charge – Absolute Shambles

Morning, you hard-pressed taxpayers still waiting years for a refund, getting hung up on deadline day, or being chased for trivial £50 bills while HMRC's own staff rack up half a million sick days. Here's a story that sums up everything wrong with the taxman in one jaw-dropping number.

Fresh figures reveal that HMRC has blown £186 million of your money over six years trying to enforce the controversial Loan Charge on disguised remuneration schemes. And what have they actually recovered from individual settlements? A pathetic £44 million.

That's right – they spent £186m to get back £44m. For every pound recovered from those 800 individuals who settled, they burned over £4.22. Even if you take their broader claim of £250m in total settlements (including employers), it's still a catastrophic return on investment. Annual compliance costs have hit £31 million in recent years. This isn't enforcement; it's a black hole with better PR.

The Loan Charge was meant to hammer people who used "disguised pay" schemes – where contractors and others were paid via loans that never got repaid, dodging income tax and NI. Fair enough in principle if it was pure avoidance. But the way HMRC and the government handled it has been a textbook case of retrospective overreach, ruining lives, driving some to suicide, and now proving to be an expensive, inefficient disaster.

MPs and campaigners are calling it a "profound failure". No wonder. While HMRC was pouring millions into this crackdown, they couldn't answer phones, process refunds, or stop issuing phantom £2.8 billion demands to small businesses. They let their own compliance officer launder £3.3m and walk with a suspended sentence, but ordinary folk caught in these schemes got the full weight of retrospective legislation and aggressive pursuit.

And don't forget the human cost – families destroyed, bankruptcies, mental health crises – all while the taxman racks up costs that could have funded proper helplines or actual customer service instead of this botched vendetta.

This is peak HMRC: incompetent, wasteful, and utterly contemptuous of value for money. They demand perfection and instant compliance from us (with penalty points and automatic fines), yet when they go after a target, they manage to lose money hand over fist. £186m spent to recover £44m? That's not closing the tax gap – that's widening the incompetence gap to Olympic proportions.

Rachel Reeves and her mandarins love lecturing about "fairness" and "closing loopholes", but when their own enforcement machine turns into the world's most expensive paper-shredder, the only people getting fairly screwed are the long-suffering British taxpayer.

Tax does have to be taxing.
But when HMRC spends £186 million to claw back £44 million while the rest of us drown in red tape and MTD quarterly reporting hell? That's not taxing – that's institutional theft and breathtaking incompetence on a grand scale.

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Friday, 17 April 2026

BMW FOI Update Internal Review


 

My thanks to the loyal reader who has forwarded this response from HMRC wrt the internal review about the FOI re BMWs.

Freedom of Information Act 2000 (FOIA)

Thank you for your email of 30 January, which seeks a review of our original response to
your information request.

Original request

On 22 December 2025, you asked for the following information:

“Are mobile Field Force officers in HMRC (those who visit taxpayers) allocated their own
personal vehicles by the department;
If so, what make are these vehicles ( for example, are they BMWi3s);
If so, where are these vehicles typically kept, and are the Field Force officers allowed to use
them for private purposes;
If Field Force officers are not allocated their own vehicles which vehicles do they use, eg
their own car, pool cars, hire cars.”

Our response
We replied on 23 January 2026, saying:

Certain mobile field officers are provided with vehicles through an approved car scheme.

Others may use their own vehicles for official duties, provided they have appropriate business-use insurance, and can then claim standard HMRC business-mileage reimbursement. Officers may also hire vehicles through an approved hire provider when required.

A range of vehicle makes are currently in use, with field officers using models from 12 different manufacturers.

You also asked where allocated vehicles are normally kept, whether officers may use them privately, and what makes or models are used. This information relates directly to the storage and operational deployment of vehicles used in HMRC compliance work.

Officers use vehicles according to the criteria stipulated. HMRC operates from multiple sites, the exact locations of which are not public. Information about where vehicles are kept and the vehicle types used forms part of HMRC’s operational approach to enforcement, including activity targeting individuals and organised criminal groups.

For these reasons, we are refusing this part of your request under sections 31(1)(a) and 38(1)(b) of the Freedom of Information Act.
Section 31
Section 31(1)(a) states:
“(1) Information which is not exempt information by virtue of section 30 is exempt information if its disclosure under this Act would, or would be likely to, prejudice— (a) the prevention or detection of crime,”

Releasing information about where HMRC field vehicles are kept, or the types of vehicles used, would reveal operational patterns and potential deployment points for officers engaged in compliance activity. Criminal groups actively seek intelligence on HMRC’s presence, routines, and vulnerabilities.

Access to this information could allow individuals to:
• monitor HMRC officers’ movements
• identify periods when officers may be vulnerable
• interfere with, damage or disable vehicles used in live investigations
• anticipate or evade HMRC visits
Disclosure would therefore be likely to undermine HMRC’s ability to prevent and detect crime and would compromise planned enforcement activity. Section 31(1)(a) is therefore engaged for the second and third parts of your request.
Section 38
Section 38(1)(b) states:
“(1) Information is exempt information if its disclosure under this Act would, or would be likely to—
_ (b) endanger the safety of any individual.”

Field Force officers work in environments where confrontation, intimidation and threats are known risks. Revealing where vehicles are stored, how they are typically used, or what vehicle types are deployed could allow individuals to identify officer locations, routines, or movements. This creates a foreseeable risk that officers could be targeted, harassed, or harmed.

Disclosure could also allow inferences to be drawn about the presence or identity of individual officers, further increasing personal risk. Section 38(1)(b) is therefore engaged for questions 2 and 3 of your request.

Public interest test

These exemptions are qualified, so HMRC must consider whether the public interest in disclosure outweighs the public interest in maintaining the exemptions.

There is a clear public interest in transparency, particularly in how public funds are used and how government departments operate.

However, this must be balanced against the strong public interest in ensuring that:
• HMRC can conduct effective compliance and enforcement work
• criminal activity is not inadvertently enabled
• officers can perform their duties without the risk of interference, intimidation or harm
• operational methods remain confidential, maintaining confidence in HMRC’s ability to
protect sensitive information

Releasing operationally sensitive details about enforcement vehicles would provide valuable intelligence to those seeking to obstruct or evade HMRC activity. It would also increase the risk of harm to individual officers. These factors carry significant weight.

We therefore conclude that the public interest in withholding this information outweighs the public interest in disclosure. The exemptions at section 31(1)(a) and section 38(1)(b) are upheld.

Internal review request
On 30 January you asked us to review our handling of your request:
“I refer to my above FOI request and your subsequent response.

If I could give some background to my request: an internet website which is set-up purely to criticise HMRC has been posting rumours about official vehicles used by Field Force officers. 

Specifically, the claim is that officers have been allocated their own personal high-end luxury vehicles. The vehicles named are BMWs, the i3 model. Also, it is claimed that the officers keep these vehicles at home, and they and their families use them for private purposes in the evening and at weekends. Needless to say this has caused a furore of anti-HMRC sentiment and abuse.

While I accept your arguments regarding operational confidentiality and staff safety any information at all you could give to refute the allegations that your staff are "swanning around" the countryside in luxury cars at the taxpayer's expense would be appreciated. Could you please review your reply accordingly.”

Internal review
The purpose of this review is to assess how your request was handled and to determine whether the original decision given to you was correct.

We received your request on 22 December 2025 and replied by email on 23 January 2026.

This was within the statutory deadline in compliance with section 10(1) of the FOIA.

The response set out our review procedure and your right to complain to the Information Commissioner, as required by section 17(7) of the FOIA.

Considerations

We understand from your email that your request was prompted by comments circulating online suggesting that HMRC Field Force officers are provided with high-end luxury vehicles for their private use. We appreciate the opportunity to clarify our position. FOIA cannot be used to investigate or respond directly to online allegations; however, we can confirm the position as it relates to information we hold.

We have considered your review and looked again at whether our car schemes use BMWs. As part of this internal review, we have re-examined whether the information withheld could now be disclosed without giving rise to the harms previously identified. We have also reassessed the likelihood and severity of those harms considering the clarification provided and the specific concerns you raised.

HMRC does hold information about approved car schemes available to certain mobile field officers. These schemes are governed by specific eligibility rules and terms of use, set out in HMRC’s internal policy and associated scheme documentation. Under these conditions, a small number of BMW vehicles are provided for official duties only.

This clarification does not change the FOIA position. Providing further information about vehicle allocation, locations, or deployment patterns would materially increase the risks identified above.

We have considered the prejudice test as set out in ICO guidance. This requires us to assess whether the prejudice claimed is real, actual or of substance, whether there is a causal link between disclosure and the harm, and whether the likelihood of that harm occurring meets the threshold of “would” or “would be likely to.” Detailed information about the makes, models, storage locations, and deployment of vehicles used in compliance activity remains exempt under sections 31(1)(a) and 38(1)(b). 

Disclosure would be likely to prejudice HMRC’s ability to conduct enforcement functions and would increase the risk of harm to officers. This risk is not hypothetical; HMRC is aware of occasions where staff conducting compliance activity have faced hostility or intimidation linked to their perceived role While we recognise the public interest in addressing misinformation, disclosure under FOIA is disclosure to the world at large. Once released, the information could not be controlled or limited to rebutting specific claims, and this significantly increases the weight of the public interest in maintaining the exemptions.

If you have concerns about potential misuse of HMRC vehicles, these should be reported through the appropriate route for alleged misconduct by HMRC staff, which is separate from the FOIA process.

Conclusion
Having completed this internal review, we are satisfied that HMRC has complied with the FOIA. We remain satisfied that the information was appropriately withheld under sections 31(1)(a) and 38(1)(b). On balance, we consider that the public interest favours maintaining the exemptions and the original response is upheld.

Appeal process
If you are not content with the outcome of this internal review you can complain to the
Information Commissioner’s Office.

Yours sincerely,
HM Revenue and Customs 

 

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