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Saturday, 20 August 2011

Something For The Weekend - Hail Hail Thane of Cawdor II

It is clear that the Grande Dame is on her way out.

She currently wears the crown, and the pretender to the throne is "Jack" Hartnett.

However, I have a question for you all to ponder:

Is "Jack" the Thane of Cawdor (in which case who is Banquo?),

or is "Jack" Richard?

The scene is set, now let us enjoy the play!

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  1. Banquo must be waiting in the wings as none of the preent cast have sufficient "stature" to support Hartnett.

    Might it be a Politician, perhaps one who has seen his dream shattered asunder?

    Perhaps it is someone from the wonderful world of commerce.

    it might even be Ken Dodd showing there are no hard feelings!

    But that is all jest, the reality is less clear.

    Forsooth, stranger things have happened as they say.

  2. who gives a flying fuck about any of this shite for fucks sake
    Its all a sick game played by cunts who can do whatever they want because capitalism is evil & these people are just pawns of the devils plan to destroy the human race..
    Oh and ive lost my P60 and wiped my arse with my P45 cos its fuckstick shite.....twats

    your faithfully

    L Strathie

  3. Ken, remove this and block any further offensive drivel, thereby doing us all a favour.

    Trouble with living in a democracy I suppose, having to cope with those that are rejected from care in the community...

    makes your avergae conspiracy theorist appear sane by comparison!

    LOL ;-)

  4. I can just see the arse licks passing round a "Congrats New Job card" for Strathie on Monday.

  5. Methinks some lateral thinking is required to solve this.
    The perfect candidate awaits in his lair in Kirkcaldy and Cowdebbeath! All his career ha has craved such ultimate power to fuck us all over.
    I give you Kipper Brown, the most 2 faced and spineless politician to walk tha face of the earth, and fundermental cause of the current crisis!
    It would be the perfect virtuous circle and may even cause the glorius 123rd to be snuffed from existance or the second 'big bang', this time bringing the universe to an end.

  6. A Scandinavian equine quotation from that Shakesperian scatalogical play Dick Shit aka Richard the Turd:-
    " A Norse, a Norse, my Kingdom for a Norse."

    On that basis Banquo has to be a Norweigian equestrian.

    Yeah beats me too!

    LOL ;)