I see that HMRC is now taking so long to answer the phones that it has advised people to tweet it their tax queries.
If only the tax forms were that simple, so that all they required was a maximum of 140 characters to complete them!
Tax does have to be taxing.
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Farming unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteStart the year as the last one ended, SNAFU, cluster feck, useless...
Given some of the honours dished out someone must have made a sensible decision thank goodness and not passed one in the wrong direction, maybe too close to an election.
Looking back, seems somebody's claims about revelations has been less than revealing.
The answer is always "standard rated". . If you want another answer, pay an accountant.
ReplyDeleteLike it or not, this is "Building our future". At my event we were told that we would be "doing increasing amounts of business" by Twitter and Facebook, and that "customers" would be submitting their tax returns on their iPads. Not only that, but it's what the "customers" want. Arrant nonsense, all of it.
ReplyDeleteDouble bollocks as always with anything hmrc spout!
ReplyDeleteHMRC is being run by arseholes save your 140 digits for their orifices !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTweet to HMRC
ReplyDeleteI reported to the police station with my solicitor at the agreed time.
You wanted me here. Where were you?