Just spoken to HMRC Compliance Centre & the person who answered didn't know what a P60 was! Thanks Brown & Gidiot for HMRC's state. #tax— Stuart Jones (@StuartJones) April 12, 2016
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well ifs any consolation they will probably realise what a P45 is shortly !
ReplyDelete...or more likely get promotion !!!....since we now really don't need to to know anything about tax anymore...our main goal to success is being able to laminate then sticking A4 pictures of stars/bubbles proclaiming "don't worry,be happy" up on the walls whilst blowing our own trumpets.
DeleteThose of us who in their mindwarped ways have decided to come in and do an honest day's graft are handed a "must improve" for helping the taxpayer but not playing the HMRC playground game.....fucking disgraceful !!!
well ifs any consolation they will probably realise what a P45 is shortly !
ReplyDeleteNo they will be a new recruit with no perks like flexi, less annual leave etc and will have a contract that makes them work until pm and on weekends, they will be staying>
It's all the experienced staff who know their stuff they will be giving the P45s to, some are jumping, others being pushed. A collection every week in our place. HMRC is haemorraghing hundreds years of experience a month.
However look on the bright side you can phone up on a Saturday or at 8pm tonight to be 'advised' by a staff member who does not know what a P60 is!