Thursday, 28 March 2024

HMRC Proudly Admits That a Human Wrote This!

 


 

HMRC has confirmed that it does not use AI to write letters sent to taxpayers, and is proud to confirm that the above was written by a member of its human staff!

Tax does have to be taxing.

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23 comments:

  1. I used to regularly stagger back from the pub on a Friday afternoon pissed up.

    The letters I sent out (not many, granted) were far more coherent, professionally written and had Revenue Officer at the bottom.

    Then I'd stagger back at 4pm and finish what I'd started.

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  2. Another consequence of the HMRC bullying culture? No excuses for them, but staff working on edge and with anxiety caused by colleagues' abuse are much more likely to make errors than if they felt at ease.

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  3. Reach for the Stars and Dream The Big Dream.

    https://order-order.com/2024/03/28/civil-service-union-demands-shorter-week-for-same-pay-in-push-for-strike-action/

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    1. The lazy buggers at HMRC are scared of a day's graft - the taxpayer shouldn't have to fund their fecklessness. Scumbags.

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  4. Does HMRC employ *any* competent people?

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    1. Just wait until they come knocking on your door?

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    2. Those HMRC thugs couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Sheepish, cowards

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  5. If we sacked 90% of HMRC staff, would the country even notice any difference? Of course we wouldn't. So here's your P45, now f**k off down the job centre, losers!!

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    1. Of course nobody would notice if 90% of the people who collect the nation's revenue were sacked.
      What an absurd notion.

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    2. Most of the nation's revenue is collected simply by the hard working businesss and people who generate the wealth and economic growth paying on time and in full.

      As an accountant I would have to say that less than 2% of clients have issues that prevent full compliance.

      I agree with the above comment - approx. 75-90% could be sacked, whilst we would still see a steady flow of funds to the Exchequer. Panic not, most of them really are dispensable.

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    3. Get rid of 75-90% of HMRC staff and you can absolutely guarantee that "hard working businessess and people" will stop paying in full and on time.
      Why would they when they know they could get away with it.

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    4. Sack all of them. How they have treated loan charge victims is disgusting...how they sleep at night...evil psychopaths scum bags , filth

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    5. Sure, I doubt if 1% of HMRC staff had any involvement with the loan charges but sack them all anyway.

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    6. These people make me sick.
      All the incompetent ones - bit harsh singling one out as there are numerous of them - are no better than benefit scroungers

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  6. They are a bunch of mental clowns 🤡🤡

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  7. The average IQ of HMRC staff is exceptionally low.

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    1. You have absolutely no idea what the average IQ of HMRC staff is or how it compares to other organisations of similar size.
      All that money your Daddy spent on your private education and you still couldn't grasp the difference between avoidance and evasion.

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  8. Horrible place to work. Bullying horrendous.People in authority corner boys who did whatever it took to get promoted. No morals no respect for anyone. I sat in nerves for years until l left on sick. Wish l could turn clock back and walked away.You have to have worked here to understand.Hell on earth

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  9. This stinks and I hope it backfires. Not exactly a heinous crime . He wasn't 'sorry' enough.

    Say what you like about PCS Reps, they're not paid for what they do and they do it to fight for the staff. I know, because I was one. The Rep worked in the shit hole for thirty years with an unblemished record. Then he's just thrown in the gutter.

    I hope they're proud of themselves

    East Kilbride should be renamed East Germany from the 80's.

    https://www.pcs.org.uk/news-events/news/pcs-rep-newcastle-sacked-hmrc

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    1. How can you be sacked for a "potential" offence? This is a pretty obvious case of an employer trying to pick a fight with a union.
      Hopefully PCS will sue HMRC into the Dark Ages.
      But I'm not holding my breath.

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  10. Not hard to work out the problem: HMRC is a very badly managed failing organisation trying to make up for significant skilled staff reductions and general dumbing down with grand IT projects which never fully deliver

    https://www.taxwatchuk.org/hmrc-skills-future/

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  11. I used to be revenue officer. That letter was produced using SEES forms and letters. It's a shite excel macro used by the dept and clearly the feckless fuckwit AO who clicked print, couldn't be arsed to set a spelling checker on it. Or they're fresh off the boat with very little English skills to begin with.

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  12. So did l. In a nutshell l worked under a boss who sexually harassed me daily for two years got everyone to join in. Working in HMRC in those days was fitted around the pub. In 20 years l never heard anything about the taxpayers other than christ that's him again. I genuinely cared about the callers l think in a room of thirty l was the only one. HG in those days if you can't get rid of complaints and refer to me will affect your promotion . Honestly it still hurts

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