Thursday 16 May 2024

HMRC Spaffing Our Money Up The Wall Unchecked - DEI Must DIE!


As per Guido:

"HMRC admits it does “not ask that colleagues centrally report time spent engaging with Staff Diversity Networks”, so staff time spent on them remains untracked."

Tax does have to be taxing.

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  1. Digestive Biscuits for everyone. No rush, take your time. Johnny Punter has been hanging on the phone for thirty minutes, but f**k him.

  2. Lol but probably true. Hope they were chocolate digestive.

    1. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a Weekly Woke Meeting. First item on the Agenda is Box Ticking.

      Are we ticking enough boxes? Are Box Ticking issues being represented at ExCom Board Level?

      Chaired by some Blue Hair pronoun spouting Gen Z fruit basket that throws paint and glued themselves to the Motorway dressed like A Rocky Horror reject.

      Anyone for a Jaffa Cake?

      What? Terry Tradesmen wants his refund? F**k him, tell him it'll be six months

  3. AI will check if you're tick box worthy of ticking a box. Either that or they're desperate. If you've got a pulse, you're hired. Can you spell Tax? No? Absolutely f**king perfect. Start on a Monday.

  4. If you're a trans lesbian of colour, HMRC will give you a job without the need to even apply.

    HMRC are bigots.

    1. If they didn't apply for a job how would HMRC know that a trans lesbian of colour wanted to be employed there.
      Very poorly thought out piece of bigotry.

    2. @21:54 Errrr 'cos they go looking for the 'right kind of people'.

      Meanwhile, they happily discriminate against straight, white men.

      HMRC is a bigoted misorganisation.

    3. @21:28. Is there a magic list somewhere of trans lesbians of colour? No, there isn't.
      You cannot give a single piece of evidence of HMRC happily discriminating against straight white men. Hardly surprising as 90% of HMRC higher management are straight white men.
      But I suppose all of that is a bit difficult for a bitter, hate-filled, racist, sexist, homophobic bigot such as yourself to grasp.

    4. @15:47 you alright hun? HMRC management HATE sad sycophants, you know. Think about it. You are no friends of theirs, just a lone ranger sucking up to them. People with sad, empty lives....

    5. @22:09 I'm fine thanks.
      Is there a list of trans lesbians of colour?
      Do you have evidence of HMRC discriminating against straight white men?
      Or would you rather ignore the reality and just stick to hurling puerile abuse like the Jeremy that you are?

  5. Throw another million squid on that pile of money (ours) that's getting snotted. Laptops and Phones sprouting wings, eBay, Facebook Marketplace and the back of Dellboys Yellow Van..

    Put a Pony In My Pocket...

  6. I can imagine the old lifers in there bitching endlessly about can't get the staff nowadays lol. Always been a horrendous place to work full of jealous malicious gossips